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Sometimes my arms and legs dislocate. :stretcher:



(Just thought I'd kill 2 mins with a really inane topic while waiting for my bus home...)
 
Ludikristen said:
My skirt once split open in the middle of teaching a class.
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I would've pointed and laughed :) hahaha

I once spilled coffee on my lap while checking my wrist watch......
 
a few years ago when i was in high school.. i was skipping class and hanging out in the forest behind my school... then i stabbed someone with a pen numerous times.. and killed them..



just kidding  :bangin:




i dont know how to speak assyrian.. very well anyways  :ranting:
 
I have cousins in 6 countries around the world.  Not a big deal for an Assyrian but my non-Assyrian friends gasp with amazement.
 
baklawa said:
atourina said:
i have a black chicks ass? :blush2:? but its ok.. it matches whats up there ;)
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I challenge you to a contest -- mine is the size of the earth itself.
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omg.. ur on!!  :wavetowel:

i'm not even fat .. i just have a fat ass.. but its a good thing... cuz having big boobs and a small ass would look stupid on me  :shades:
 
when i was born, i set the record at that hospital for size. i was 9lbs 11ounces. Its probably been beaten now..
i was also wrapped in a pink blanket cuz they didnt have any blue ones.  :mad:
 
shoemaker said:
when i was born, i set the record at that hospital for size. i was 9lbs 11ounces. Its probably been beaten now..
i was also wrapped in a pink blanket cuz they didnt have any blue ones.? :mad:
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omg lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mitlee!!!  :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:



yeah i don't know how to swim  :blush2:
 
BeLLaMaFIa said:
yeah i don't know how to swim :blush2:
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Ditto vivo!

Actually speaking of being born, the doctors thought I was a boy the whole time my mom was preggers until the day I was born, they were shocked to find out I was a girl... hehe!
 
Cookie said:
BeLLaMaFIa said:
yeah i don't know how to swim :blush2:
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Ditto vivo!

Actually speaking of being born, the doctors thought I was a boy the whole time my mom was preggers until the day I was born, they were shocked to find out I was a girl... hehe!
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does that mean you have a wiener???

just kidding  :mrgreen:
 
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHOEMAKER!!

You are so pakha!!  Ya I do I keep it for the day I turn gay!!

You know I was 2 weeks premature they got me out with a prong or something i was headed towards my mom's leg, yep I was a special freaking kid la lol..
 
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