What would you do if...... (survey)

BeLLaMaFIa

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What would you do if...??



The President of the United States called you: i'd laugh  :lol:

You won the lottery: travel the world, buy a range ro, get a big ass house that u need days just to explore.   :2hearts:

You got invited to be on a reality TV show: i'd call Don :blush2:

You caught a friend stealing from you:
i'd make them feel like ikhreh and obviously stop talkinging to them  :mrgreen:

You witnessed a murder:
cry??  :blink:

A random stranger offered you candy:
i'd slap them, what kinda question is this  :giggle:

MySpace and Facebook closed: kill myself.. who cares!  :bangin:

A genie granted you one wish: i'd wish for more wishes  :mrgreen:

You lost your favorite possession: i don't even know what my favorite possession is!!!!  :giggle:

You found 10 dollars on the ground:  probably think it's fake cuz i'm never that lucky!! :dry:


Your date throws up on you:
i'd throw up on him  :beee:

Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: cry, scream, kick ass, etc.. :mrgreen:

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: brad pitt? i'd faint and prob. never regain consciousness  :blush2:

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: i'd call don!  :ROFLMAO:
 
What would you do if...??


The President of the United States called you: Probably wonder if it was a prank call...hahaha!

You won the lottery: Bring my dad back from Iraq, open up businesses, buy a Scaglietti, Enzo, Fiorano, Murcielago, Gallardo Superleggera, DB9, Viper SRT12, and of course, a Bentley Continental GT...oh, and a Bentley Arnage in case I want to get super luxurious and classy while feeling like a 1950s mobster. Hahaha! (This was my favorite question in case no one noticed...hahahaha!)

You got invited to be on a reality TV show: Laugh because I'm a spoiled Westerner that can't take sh*t...

You caught a friend stealing from you: Drift away from them... 

You witnessed a murder: Hope the murderer didn't realize I saw it happen because that may then turn into him murdering me. I'd probably go to the cops or something.

A random stranger offered you candy: Say, "No, thanks..." and wonder who would actually take it?

MySpace and Facebook closed: Nothing. Hahaha...no one cares.
   
A genie granted you one wish: Wish for infinite wishes! 

You lost your favorite possession: Nothing, but that would really suck. I'd just bashmanwa and move on. 

You found 10 dollars on the ground: Pick it up...or not. I don't know.

Your date throws up on you: Wonder if he thinks that's how repulsive I am...hahaha, then kick his theeza. 
   
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: Eh, it grows back quickly...

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: Die and go to heaven...or hell, wherever I belong. Hahahaha! 
 
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I'd call my dad.
 
What would you do if...??



The President of the United States called you: tell him how big of an idiot he was!!!

You won the lottery: buy my own house for me and my 2 best friends, buy a house for my parents, buy some cars, and go to jamaica =) and prolly a few other things! lol 

You got invited to be on a reality TV show: id be super excited, call my friends, and START PACKING!!

You caught a friend stealing from you:    i'd confront them and forgive them, but never again speak to them, let alone trust them.

You witnessed a murder: tell the police

A random stranger offered you candy: kick him where it hurts!!

MySpace and Facebook closed: i dont have facebook, but i would probably cry a little bit if myspace got closed down.. im not guna lie! lol
   
A genie granted you one wish:    "i'd wish for more wishes" 

You lost your favorite possession: use one of my wishes to find it  :giggle:

You found 10 dollars on the ground:  put it in my pocket


Your date throws up on you: cry n leave lol 
   
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:  bawl my eyes out and then kick theyr butt and then go get extensions!!!

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: take pictures with them, and cry and freak out, embarass myslef prolly lol 
 
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: the police lol
 
The President of the United States called you: hang up

You won the lottery: too many things to name, travel, pay off every1s morgage in my familia, buy a bigger church for us in uk, help my family in iraq, buy  my dream car, and much much more

You got invited to be on a reality TV show: depends wat it was, but would be a good experience

You caught a friend stealing from you: id whoop some ass, haha

You witnessed a murder:defiently call the police

A random stranger offered you candy: tell him my mummy told me never to take sweets from strangers

MySpace and Facebook closed: i would lose touch with 90% of people
   
A genie granted you one wish:    peace on earth

You lost your favorite possession: go to my friend who stole from me and ask for it back

You found 10 dollars on the ground:  spend it  :mrgreen: unless i saw who it dropped from


Your date throws up on you: id throw up right back on them
   
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:  now this i would kill some1 if they cut my hair without my permission

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: omg id be in aww first of all, id get the camera out take a zillion pictures and then go and put them on myspace and facebook  :mrgreen:
 
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: some1 in the family to come get me out of there
 
The President of the United States called you: Cry... or i'd make fun of his stupid ass

You won the lottery: Pay off my debts..  quit my jobs.. travel.. buy a nice house... give money to my parents for all the years they've been supporting my ass

You got invited to be on a reality TV show: Depends which one.. but i'd probably scream.. and cry from excitement

You caught a friend stealing from you:
    BEAT THEIR MOTHER F*'N ASS!!

You witnessed a murder: OMG.. i'd cry.. scream.. freak out.. run away

A random stranger offered you candy:
Run away

MySpace and Facebook closed: Myspace.. dont really care... Facebook.. i'd go crazy.. really, i would cuz im addicted to facebook poker :blush2:
   
A genie granted you one wish: Have enough money so i wouldnt have to work again, and would be able to take care of myself/my family forever

You lost your favorite possession: Well, i dont have one.. and i wouldnt say Jay is a possession... but I'd seriously go crazy if i lost Jay..

You found 10 dollars on the ground:  Pick it up... duhhhh


Your date throws up on you: If it was Jay.. i'd be grossed out.. but forgive him and help him out... anyone else.. i'd kill them
   
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:    ITS ALREADY HAPPENED!!!  THANKS ANITA :ranting: :ranting:

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: John Cena... ummm.. I'd take off my clothes and lay in my bed... orrrrrrr i'd just try not to act like a dumbass around him.. so far, ive been successful  :mrgreen:
 
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: Call Jay and never everrrrrrrrrrr hang up  :blush2:
 
The President of the United States called you:    I would shut the phone on his face  :beee:



You won the lottery: I would buy a big house to my family and buy evrything they needed and save some money and buy a nice car and shoopping all day long haha  :ROFLMAO: 


You got invited to be on a reality TV show: I would be in the glamour love that show :shades:



You caught a friend stealing from you:  I would be soo pissed offfffffffff and never talk to them or never look at them  :ranting:


You witnessed a murder:  :ranting: :ranting: :ranting:


A random stranger offered you candy: I woudnt take it who knows mo et go daya candy :ban:


MySpace and Facebook closed: Who carressssssssssssss :giggle:
   

A genie granted you one wish: I would wish and wish and wish  :shades:


You lost your favorite possession: Haaaaaaa :blink:


You found 10 dollars on the ground:  I woudnt take it  i dont really take money on the ground :bangin:


Your date throws up on you: Ewwwwwwwwww lool  :ROFLMAO:
   

Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: Omg i would cry me a river  :blush2: :blush2:

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: Hmmmmm i would be like wow  :ROFLMAO:
 
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I would call someone special  :2hearts:
 
atourina said:
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:    ITS ALREADY HAPPENED!!!  THANKS ANITA :ranting: :ranting:

HAHAHAHA.. it was only a curl!  :beee:

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The President of the United States called you: I'd be like WTF?

You won the lottery: Save some money, move to Cali, give money to my aunt, parents. Take a trip around the world :D

You got invited to be on a reality TV show: Id jump up and down, yelling and cheering my ass off..and running to everyone around be and doing a little dance lmao..


You caught a friend stealing from you:
  Wouldnt be their friend anymore.

You witnessed a murder: Cry... freak out and run.

A random stranger offered you candy:
take it.. and give it to someone else.. lol

MySpace and Facebook closed: Myspace.. dont really care... Facebook.. Id be like WTF.. but not really care.

A genie granted you one wish: My family and I can be happy.

You lost your favorite possession: Id freak out and prob cry.

You found 10 dollars on the ground: Buy Marble Slab with it..  :lol:


Your date throws up on you: Id hug them  :giggle:
   
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:    Well i did that once... lmao...

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: Id try to act normal so they dont think im nuts.
 
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: one of my family members. or mary.
 
What would you do if...??


The President of the United States called you: I would hold  a conversation with him about whatever was on my mind lol.

You won the lottery: Half of it for Churches, Help my & my husband's families, Lock some of it in the bank for interest, Buy buisnesses, Built my future dream home, then take 1 year or more for TRAVELLING.

You got invited to be on a reality TV show: I wouldn't go!

You caught a friend stealing from you: I wouldn't be their friend anymore.

You witnessed a murder: Faint!  I think I'd die!

A random stranger offered you candy: Wouldn't take it.

MySpace and Facebook closed: Who cares, i dont use them lol.

A genie granted you one wish: World Peace!

You lost your favorite possession: Never get over it!

You found 10 dollars on the ground: Take it.

Your date throws up on you: Well my date would be my hubby, so i would help him clean up and clean myself too lol.

Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: Make them feel like Sh!t and never go by them again.

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: Dont have one, so  :mrgreen:

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I'd call my hubby  :)
 
What would you do if...??


The President of the United States called you:  Tell him he's an embarrassment to the office, and an incompetent fool who owes everything to his daddy.

You won the lottery: Donate to various Assyrian groups, build a mansion on the coast near Santa Barbara, but a Lexus hybrid.

You got invited to be on a reality TV show: As long as it doesn't involve a lot of physical activity, or eating slugs marinated in cat urine, I'd be fine.

You caught a friend stealing from you: Sweetly ask for it back, acting as if I'm not upset and it was just a misunderstanding. Then cut them off.

You witnessed a murder: I'd probably freeze up.  That's what's happened to me before when faced with something traumatic -- I can't seem to move my limbs  :blink: 

A random stranger offered you candy: What's the problem with this question?  It's candy and it's free -- hell yeah I'd take it!!!

MySpace and Facebook closed: OMG I'd just die, like literally take a knife and slit my throat, it would be the worst thing that could ever happen......ppppffff, yeah right.  
   
A genie granted you one wish:  To have the body of Giselle Bundchen 

You lost your favorite possession: Mine would be our family video and photo collections, so that would be pretty devastating 

You found 10 dollars on the ground:  I'd look around for those hidden cameras, then grab it and run!!

Your date throws up on you: It would be our last date
   
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:  Now this would cause me to go into hysterics -- you do not touch the hair  :nono:

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: George Clooney  :2hearts: I'm sure I'd do something stupid like stare at him and giggle like a school girl. 

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I'd call the pizza delivery guy -- I'd be rescued and get pizza  :mrgreen:
 
What would you do if...??


The President of the United States called you:  Put him on hold for 15 minutes, then tell him to call back after 7 or text me if its important.

You won the lottery: But a bunch of lottery tickets and try to double up.

You got invited to be on a reality TV show: I'd ask if I would have access to alcohol and a beach and if the answer was yes, I sign up in a cocaine heartbeat.

You caught a friend stealing from you: Calmly walk into the bathroom, fill my hand with baby powder, walk right up to him, not say a word, and smack the shit out of him.  Then I'd make him buy me a case of beer.

You witnessed a murder: I'd make a mental note to stop buying my hookah tobacco from arabayeh who insist on opening their shops in the ghetto.

A random stranger offered you candy: I would accept it, give it to a bum, wait 15 minutes, and if nothing happened to the bum, I go back up to the stranger and ask for another piece.

MySpace and Facebook closed: I'd conference call about 20 people and collectively laugh at all of them.
 

A genie granted you one wish:  I'd wish for more wishes, that's pretty standard

You lost your favorite possession: Cry, then go buy another bottle.

You found 10 dollars on the ground:  I'd go buy a beef sandwich and cheese fries from portillos

Your date throws up on you: Encourage her to drink more, then leave her on her front porch will all my clothes next to her, and a note notifying her of when I'll be picking up dry cleaning that she yacked on.
 
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:  Shave my head then employ the baby powder technique.

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: Put on some barry white and tell jessica to make herself comfortable.

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I'd call up india, tell them my name was haji and worked for chase, and ask if they would be interested in a new platinum chase card that they've been preapproved for.
 
Hookah said:
What would you do if...??


The President of the United States called you:   Put him on hold for 15 minutes, then tell him to call back after 7 or text me if its important.

You won the lottery: But a bunch of lottery tickets and try to double up.

You got invited to be on a reality TV show: I'd ask if I would have access to alcohol and a beach and if the answer was yes, I sign up in a cocaine heartbeat.

You caught a friend stealing from you: Calmly walk into the bathroom, fill my hand with baby powder, walk right up to him, not say a word, and smack the **** out of him.  Then I'd make him buy me a case of beer.

You witnessed a murder: I'd make a mental note to stop buying my hookah tobacco from arabayeh who insist on opening their shops in the ghetto.

A random stranger offered you candy: I would accept it, give it to a bum, wait 15 minutes, and if nothing happened to the bum, I go back up to the stranger and ask for another piece.

MySpace and Facebook closed: I'd conference call about 20 people and collectively laugh at all of them.
   

A genie granted you one wish:  I'd wish for more wishes, that's pretty standard

You lost your favorite possession: Cry, then go buy another bottle.

You found 10 dollars on the ground:  I'd go buy a beef sandwich and cheese fries from portillos

Your date throws up on you: Encourage her to drink more, then leave her on her front porch will all my clothes next to her, and a note notifying her of when I'll be picking up dry cleaning that she yacked on.
   
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:  Shave my head then employ the baby powder technique.

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: Put on some barry white and tell jessica to make herself comfortable.

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I'd call up india, tell them my name was haji and worked for chase, and ask if they would be interested in a new platinum chase card that they've been preapproved for.

The best answers...as always!  :giggle:
 
Hookah said:
What would you do if...??


The President of the United States called you:  Put him on hold for 15 minutes, then tell him to call back after 7 or text me if its important.

You won the lottery: But a bunch of lottery tickets and try to double up.

You got invited to be on a reality TV show: I'd ask if I would have access to alcohol and a beach and if the answer was yes, I sign up in a cocaine heartbeat.

You caught a friend stealing from you: Calmly walk into the bathroom, fill my hand with baby powder, walk right up to him, not say a word, and smack the **** out of him.  Then I'd make him buy me a case of beer.

You witnessed a murder: I'd make a mental note to stop buying my hookah tobacco from arabayeh who insist on opening their shops in the ghetto.

A random stranger offered you candy: I would accept it, give it to a bum, wait 15 minutes, and if nothing happened to the bum, I go back up to the stranger and ask for another piece.

MySpace and Facebook closed: I'd conference call about 20 people and collectively laugh at all of them.
 

A genie granted you one wish:  I'd wish for more wishes, that's pretty standard

You lost your favorite possession: Cry, then go buy another bottle.

You found 10 dollars on the ground:  I'd go buy a beef sandwich and cheese fries from portillos

Your date throws up on you: Encourage her to drink more, then leave her on her front porch will all my clothes next to her, and a note notifying her of when I'll be picking up dry cleaning that she yacked on.
 
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:  Shave my head then employ the baby powder technique.

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: Put on some barry white and tell jessica to make herself comfortable.

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I'd call up india, tell them my name was haji and worked for chase, and ask if they would be interested in a new platinum chase card that they've been preapproved for.

bi sliwa if you marry anyone other than me I'll haunt you forever.
 
baklawa said:
Stop flirting and complete the survey  :razz:

NEVER!!!!!!!

Shami said:
can your wedding be in Halmonayeeeeee, Syria ???? pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Yes but only if you wear julleh'd khomala and doqatleh reesha'd khigga.
 
Looking at the answers to question #1, you guys are full of hate  :ban:  :razz:


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ASHOOR
 
The President of the United States called you:    Tell him that it was me that flicked him off on his second inaugural parade route.  Then I'd invite him over for chai and killecheh.

You won the lottery: How much?  Anything under $10 million is worthless.  More than that, I'd fund a militia.

You got invited to be on a reality TV show: Only if it's the wife swapping one.  Cuz I need a wife.

You caught a friend stealing from you: I would ensure that everywhere s/he went, every voicemail s/he received, every birthday card s/he got, the song that played at his/her wedding, at their children's graduation, on their radio alarm clock every morning, would be "Been Caught Stealin'" by Jane's Addiction....for the rest of their lives, until it drove them to sweet insanity driving them to jump out of their 42nd story office window after I send over a singing telegram on the day of their retirement.  Then I'd come and play it at their funeral.  And spray paint it on their tombstone.

You witnessed a murder: Whose?  Some would cause tears.  Others, mighty, mighty laughter.

A random stranger offered you candy: Who passes up free candy?  I'm not a 5 year old kid - they're probably just really nice old people, not pedophiles looking to drug and defile me.  Unless.....

MySpace and Facebook closed: Find another online outlet on which to justify my likes/dislikes, favorite books and quotes, and put pictures up of myself lookin' mighty fine.....or make real life friends.
   
A genie granted you one wish:    I'd wish the population of Assyrians multiplied by 1000 overnight while the population of Arabs, Kurds, Turks, and Persians dwindled to three dudes and a lady.  A barren, 76 year old lady.  With a mustache.  Ah screw it, 4 dudes.

You lost your favorite possession: Meh.

You found 10 dollars on the ground:  Pick it up, shove it in my pocket, walk to the nearest arcade and pac-man like I've never pac-manned before.

Your date throws up on you: I'd stop dating babies.  It's not just the throwing up.  They never pick up a tab, they drool a lot, and halfway through a meal they need a diaper change.  Who needs the hassle?
   
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:  Cut off a chunk of their...well you get the point.

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: Ask them for money.
 
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I'd order a pizza from Dominos.  Their phone-computer system can locate a mofo anywhere.  Then when they showed up 30 minutes later with my pepperoni deep dish, I'd knock 'em down with the coconuts I gathered, get in their pizza car, and get the F outta there.  Let's see them get out of this one.
 
waleeta said:
 
A genie granted you one wish:    I'd wish the population of Assyrians multiplied by 1000 overnight while the population of Arabs, Kurds, Turks, and Persians dwindled to three dudes and a lady.  A barren, 76 year old lady.  With a mustache.  Ah screw it, 4 dudes.

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: best answer yet!
 
You got invited to be on a reality TV show: As long as it doesn't involve a lot of physical activity, or eating slugs marinated in cat urine, I'd be fine.
where do u think of this stuff?!?!?! :sick: 
A random stranger offered you candy: I would accept it, give it to a bum, wait 15 minutes, and if nothing happened to the bum, I go back up to the stranger and ask for another piece.
:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

u ppl crack me up!  :razz:
 
waleeta said:
A genie granted you one wish:    I'd wish the population of Assyrians multiplied by 1000 overnight while the population of Arabs, Kurds, Turks, and Persians dwindled to three dudes and a lady.  A barren, 76 year old lady.  With a mustache.  Ah screw it, 4 dudes.

WOW how creative us that seriously, especially the last part. And funny too of course  :giggle:  :yourock:


ASHOOR
 
BeLLaMaFIa said:
What would you do if...??



The President of the United States called you: i'd laugh  :lol:

You won the lottery: travel the world, buy a range ro, get a big ass house that u need days just to explore.   :2hearts:

You got invited to be on a reality TV show: i'd call Don :blush2:

You caught a friend stealing from you:
i'd make them feel like ikhreh and obviously stop talkinging to them  :mrgreen:

You witnessed a murder:
cry??  :blink:

A random stranger offered you candy:
i'd slap them, what kinda question is this  :giggle:

MySpace and Facebook closed: kill myself.. who cares!  :bangin:

A genie granted you one wish: i'd wish for more wishes  :mrgreen:

You lost your favorite possession: i don't even know what my favorite possession is!!!!  :giggle:

You found 10 dollars on the ground:  probably think it's fake cuz i'm never that lucky!! :dry:


Your date throws up on you:
i'd throw up on him  :beee:

Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: cry, scream, kick ass, etc.. :mrgreen:

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: brad pitt? i'd faint and prob. never regain consciousness  :blush2:

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: i'd call don!  :ROFLMAO:

LMAOOO VIV!!!  :bigarmhug: :bigarmhug:



The President of the United States called you: Immitate him on the phone till he got annoyed and I got thrown in Jail.... :sleep:


You won the lottery: Give my 30,000 cousins some of it, travel the world, quit school and my job.... buy a chimp....idk...:hmmm:

You got invited to be on a reality TV show: Bring Viv along....pretend i didnt know her....and then make an alliance with her and win the whole thing together... :kicking:  :bigarmhug: :kicking:

You caught a friend stealing from you: FU*K their life up...  :mrgreen:

You witnessed a murder: Tell the murderer what I saw and demand money for keeping my mouth shut..... :sleep:

A random stranger offered you candy: Ask what kind.... :hmmm:

MySpace and Facebook closed: Facebook...I dont care..... Myspace..i'd die from boredom...and miss looking at all the pathetic pix of people posing in mirrors or with girls trying to make cleavage by pushing their boobs together while making a kissy face....  :ROFLMAO:
   
A genie granted you one wish: Ask for more.......Im a sooriyah.... we're greedy like that... :yes:

You lost your favorite possession: Steal someone elses favorite possession so they cant rub it in....  :beee:

You found 10 dollars on the ground: Take it and buy something with it...  :wavetowel:


Your date throws up on you: Smack the dirty gahba and tell her "tloooq min patee!"
   
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: inject them with some sort of bacteria/disiese (spl)/fungus...or whatever that doesnt allow them to ever grow hair again....  :shades:

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: You dont even wanna know...  :2hearts:
 
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: Ask Viv what happened on Survivor....and what movies were out.........  :ROFLMAO:
 
The President of the United States called you:    Tell him to wait on a street corner so I can come charging at him full speed ahead in an 18 wheeler :D 

You won the lottery: Buy myself a nice penthouse suite condo down town, my winter car would be a Range Rover, Spring would be a nice White M3, summer would be a benz SLR in black, and fall I'd have an M5 in Platinum Grey....  :razz:

You got invited to be on a reality TV show:  :ROFLMAO: 

You caught a friend stealing from you:    slap some baby powder on my hands and back hand them....then chase after them with brass knuckles  :wavetowel:

You witnessed a murder: UMMMM i'd be sitting in a psycho therapists office in a straight jacket thanks

A random stranger offered you candy: take the candy and hope nothing happens lol 

MySpace and Facebook closed: OMG IF FACEBOOK GOT SHUT DOWN...I SERIOUSLY THINK I WOULD NEED SOME FORM OF DETOX THERAPY.....wow, NEVER suggest such a thing again!  :ranting:
   
A genie granted you one wish:    see question #2...ID BE A BALLERRRRRRRR lol

You lost your favorite possession: ok so we'll say my dog...my god see question 5

You found 10 dollars on the ground:  pick it up, look around to see if anyone in searching for something they lost. And if no one seems to be the owner, RUN TO TIMMIES lol


Your date throws up on you: tell him hes dead sexy
   
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:  i think i would pull a carrie.....from the movie?! lol

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: we'll we will just say Jason from the hills (you never said it would have to be an A list celebrity lol). I think  I would be arrested for aggrivated sexual assault.....lol
 
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I'd call the damn president back and tell him to GET ME OUTTA HEAAAAAAH!



:wavetowel:
 
Hookah said:
What would you do if...??


The President of the United States called you:   Put him on hold for 15 minutes, then tell him to call back after 7 or text me if its important.

You won the lottery: But a bunch of lottery tickets and try to double up.

You got invited to be on a reality TV show: I'd ask if I would have access to alcohol and a beach and if the answer was yes, I sign up in a cocaine heartbeat.


You caught a friend stealing from you: Calmly walk into the bathroom, fill my hand with baby powder, walk right up to him, not say a word, and smack the **** out of him.   Then I'd make him buy me a case of beer.

You witnessed a murder: I'd make a mental note to stop buying my hookah tobacco from arabayeh who insist on opening their shops in the ghetto.

A random stranger offered you candy: I would accept it, give it to a bum, wait 15 minutes, and if nothing happened to the bum, I go back up to the stranger and ask for another piece.

MySpace and Facebook closed: I'd conference call about 20 people and collectively laugh at all of them.
   

A genie granted you one wish:  I'd wish for more wishes, that's pretty standard

You lost your favorite possession: Cry, then go buy another bottle.

You found 10 dollars on the ground:  I'd go buy a beef sandwich and cheese fries from portillos

Your date throws up on you: Encourage her to drink more, then leave her on her front porch will all my clothes next to her, and a note notifying her of when I'll be picking up dry cleaning that she yacked on.
   
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:  Shave my head then employ the baby powder technique.

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: Put on some barry white and tell jessica to make herself comfortable.

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I'd call up india, tell them my name was haji and worked for chase, and ask if they would be interested in a new platinum chase card that they've been preapproved for.



I JUST ABOUT FELL OF MY CHAIR  :ROFLMAO: in a cocaine heartbeat,  :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

and with regards to the baby powder.......I just read through the posts after reading the first one...I swear I thought I was being unique and funny lol im not trying to be you I swear hahaha
 
The President of the United States called you:    I would ask him to either kill all the bad people back home or get all Christans out of the middle east and give them a land somewhere in California and have our own Government, and no one is allowed to live there unless they are Assyrians or convert to Assyrians, but non-Assyrians can go for a visit only lol

You won the lottery: Send money to my cuzs back home and get the kurdish out of every singl village that we own back home, and make some changes for example; provide them a clean water, electricity, build some hospitals and all other things that they need and then I will travel all over the world and meet every single person that I met online  :mrgreen:
ps: that's only if I won big money looooool 
 

You got invited to be on a reality TV show:  I don't want to be on tv show, it's not a big deal.

You caught a friend stealing from you:  I wouldn't say anything I will just not trust him/her anymore.

You witnessed a murder: I will be shocked but nothing that I can do but stay away.

A random stranger offered you candy: I would say "Thanks I have alergy with candy and can't eat it" lol or I can take it but later on throu it in the garbage lol
MySpace and Facebook closed: pffffff whocares
   
A genie granted you one wish:    I will ask for more wishes

You lost your favorite possession: yoma koma o yoma khwara lol so just get another one.

You found 10 dollars on the ground:  If it's dirty I wont take it lol


Your date throws up on you: if he was sick I would clean it but if he did it on purpose then he would never see my face anymore.
   
Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:    I would kill him/her  :ban:

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: I wouldn't do or say anything unless he/she will start talking to me lol yanee in other way I don't really care, they are human just like we are.

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I would call someone very special to me.
 
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