- Assyrians are just Kurdish Christians
- Assyrians are just Arab Christians
- Assyrians are extinct
- Assyrians don't exist
- We only call ourselves Assyrians because the British named us Assyrians
- Assyrians were evil
- Assyrians were the ISIS of the ancient world
- We can never make up for the brutality of our ancestors and that is why we deserve to be getting killed today
- The Anti-Christ will be Assyrian