I heard this one from a youtube clip, where Sargon Gabriel tells the joke. I will write it in assyrian....
Kha Tyaraya mpeelalee go tha dorasha mn kha Urmechnaya, ega anee shoreelon sawuree al eekhthathe, hal mteela l mkhayaa ekhthathe, oh urmechnaya la mseelee u mpeelee l araa.....bar hadekeh kheeshlee oh tyaraya.... bar kha dana kreesha (kreta), sheewala khakmee urmechnayee khrenee u khzeela au nasha shteekha l ara....boqeerun alee
"ha mo breelee ebokh"
auen meree : pleeshwalee mn kha tyaraya qam makheeelee auen
ane mboqreea...dekh, qamo la mseelokh eebee
u aueen joweeblee : hala deekhi go tha ethee khanjaar ewa u ga tha ethee khreeta tupangi...,
dekh bet makheene, be chichi karteeeeeeen?
hope you guys understood it...
i will provide you the link later
Kha Tyaraya mpeelalee go tha dorasha mn kha Urmechnaya, ega anee shoreelon sawuree al eekhthathe, hal mteela l mkhayaa ekhthathe, oh urmechnaya la mseelee u mpeelee l araa.....bar hadekeh kheeshlee oh tyaraya.... bar kha dana kreesha (kreta), sheewala khakmee urmechnayee khrenee u khzeela au nasha shteekha l ara....boqeerun alee
"ha mo breelee ebokh"
auen meree : pleeshwalee mn kha tyaraya qam makheeelee auen
ane mboqreea...dekh, qamo la mseelokh eebee
u aueen joweeblee : hala deekhi go tha ethee khanjaar ewa u ga tha ethee khreeta tupangi...,
dekh bet makheene, be chichi karteeeeeeen?
hope you guys understood it...
i will provide you the link later