A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to
get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread
all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at
the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we
do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you
to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." He sighed
.............. "Let's put all of the Frosted Flakes back in the box
help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to
get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when
it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box,
it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread
all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at
the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we
do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything
resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you
to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then ..." He sighed
.............. "Let's put all of the Frosted Flakes back in the box
