The Tables Are Turned! Renee Auction!!!

shamirum

shamirum

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Yes, that's right, I'm turning the tables here, and I know there is another auction going on right now, but I present: the lovely Renee up for your generous bidding!

She's very friendly, funny, and might even give you therapy for free.

Please note: this auction will NOT end in 24 hours, since I will not be here at that time. You lucky ducks have approximately 30 hours of bidding time!

Let me start the bids rolling with 1000 Assyros!

Do I hear 2000???

(I can't believe I forgot, of course, I will receive an auctioneer's fee. I am thinking ten percent, but for the sake of the auction, I am willing to negotiate).
 
Oh yes, I also won't auctioneer exactly as Renee has been doing. I might occassionaly ask for higher bids, but since there is another auction going on right now, I do not want to affect the bidding there. I do expect bids to just keep coming in until I can close the auction and hand over Renee to the highest bidder.

Good luck to all! :biggrin:
 
I am sure you can bid more than that! There are plenty of members willing to give loans ... and maybe you can find the Assyros you supposedly "lost" in some Serious Forum scuffle! :blink:
 
That's okay, there is still plenty of time to bid, and so of course, plenty of time to ask for donations and loans here and there. I, of course, as the auctioneer, can not lend to anyone, just to keep things fair (and yes, of course, because I'm cheap). :angelnot:



Do I hear 2500 Assyros???
 
Renee said:
thats why you said dont kill me

omg you're wrecking the other auction!!!
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I am not! They are breaking records at 20,000!!! That's 10,000 a piece, well, not if Alina gets her way, and that's twice as much as the highest bid made in the infamous shoemaker auction! :bangin:
 
:blush: Ed

And Shami you're auctioning off nothing...you have to get the ppl's approval first!!!

and :yucky: all reeshookh the other one that isn't worthy of being mentioned by his ugly name
 
Assy Gal said:
yeah...why on my day? :beee: :beee: :beee:

:lol:
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Hahaaa, you'll have another day, don't worry! I promise from now on, I won't auction anyone on your next day. And not only that, look how well your auction is doing! :bigarmhug:
 
I have Joe with a great bid of 2700 (it has a seven, seven is odd, that's a great bid), do I hear 2900???
 
Haha, I'm not fully aware of the rules, I know if you want to be a boss' mistress, but he's not your family boss, you have to pay him (your family boss) 1000. :blink:



But anyway, I am accepting mistresses at this time, boss or not, 1000 Assyros please! :wink:
 
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