Lighter Side of Divorce...

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jonadona

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A Chaldean/Assyrian couple walks out of divorce court, and the wife is crying her heart out.  The husband turns to her and says "B!tch, shut the f#@k up, I'm still your cousin".

:ROFLMAO: 

You can call me racist for today, but f@#k, that's funny.  :ROFLMAO:
 
:ROFLMAO: Oh that is funny and nasty all at the same time.

Why is she crying? You're free from the bastard. Now go be with someone who isn't your cousin.  :lol:

BTW i have relatives who are married to their cousins and i say eww to them all the time and the kick my ass and i shut up.
 
jonadona said:
A Chaldean/Assyrian couple walks out of divorce court, and the wife is crying her heart out.  The husband turns to her and says "B!tch, shut the f#@k up, I'm still your cousin".

:ROFLMAO: 

You can call me racist for today, but f@#k, that's funny.  :ROFLMAO:
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haha thats funny i just got that in a text msg this morning.
 
:giggle: my day is compleet!

cuttie said:
Why is she crying? You're free from the bastard. Now go be with someone who isn't your cousin.  :lol:
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maybe she is crying cuz she will still see his BECHEM every occasion out there  :mrgreen:
 
jonadona said:
You don't live in Detroit.  :)
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Keep your text. Not worth living in Detroit.  :razz:

AssyrianBookTa said:
it's a plot against us.(can you sign on msn,please?)

jon what else do i get with that forward??
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I don't have msn at work Bookta. Not a loud to have it. I will be on later tonight when i get home. We will continue our convo. BTW you are an awesome person to talk to about guys.  :bigarmhug:
 
its ok cuttie we can send this to each other

Detroit Jokes
This happened on a flight ready to depart for Detroit .

Jack was sitting when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an
Emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. "What's the matter?"
Jack asked.

"I've been transferred to Detroit , there's crazy people there. They have a
Lot of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the
Highest crime rate."

Jack replied, "I've lived in Detroit all my life. It's not as bad as the
Media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business and enroll
Your kids in a nice p rivate school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the
World."

The guy finally relaxed and said, "Thank you. I've been worried to death,
But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. By the
Way, what do you do for a living?"

"Me?" said Jack. "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."




:razz: :razz:
p.s
this is all for fun so no1 get mad plz..
 
Barwarneta said:
kurdeeee i didnt mean as in do ppl get divorced i meant it as in I didnt know " cheldean" ppl can do that.  :baby:
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Why wouldn't the Chaldean people be able to get divorced? They are humans to. LOL Sorry i just found that really funny.
 
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