Just shoot me. NOW.

baklawa

baklawa

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, so by now most of you know of my never-ending issues with the student help in my office.  Some how, some way, I always end up with the freaks.  I thought things would get better after "Chinese rap girl" finally graduated, but no, of course not.  I don't have that kind of luck.

So I'm sitting in my office while the student assistant (who is supposed to be working right now, mind you) is chatting away with her visiting friend.  Here's an excerpt from their stimulating conversation:

Friend: Like, do you read books n stuff?
SA:  OMG, like, I never read, like ever
Friend:  Me neither, like why would you read if you didn't have to?
SA:  I KNOW!  It's, like, so stupid, you know?

Now they're looking at photos of her and her boyfriend on Facebook: "OMG, like, I hate this picture cuz, like, I look so fat.  Dude, I hate this girl, she's such a slut!  HA! I was so wasted that night!......."  :russianroulette:
 
jacob said:
Ten bucks and I'll sit on her for you.
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OMG, like, this guy is like sitting on me n stuff, and like, now I can't breathe n stuff.....dude, can you get this guy off.......this, is like so stupid.....  CROAK!
 
baklawa said:
OMG, like, this guy is like sitting on me n stuff, and like, now I can't breathe n stuff.....dude, can you get this guy off.......this, is like so stupid.....  CROAK!
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HAHAHAHA!!  Wow she's that bed, eh?
 
Baklawa, I can't stand girls who use too many "like Omg" lines...

The question is: how did she get a job at university with this many 'like omg' in every conversation she has???

ASHOOR
 
baklawa said:
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, so by now most of you know of my never-ending issues with the student help in my office.  Some how, some way, I always end up with the freaks.  I thought things would get better after "Chinese rap girl" finally graduated, but no, of course not.  I don't have that kind of luck.

So I'm sitting in my office while the student assistant (who is supposed to be working right now, mind you) is chatting away with her visiting friend.  Here's an excerpt from their stimulating conversation:

Friend: Like, do you read books n stuff?
SA:  OMG, like, I never read, like ever
Friend:  Me neither, like why would you read if you didn't have to?
SA:  I KNOW!  It's, like, so stupid, you know?

Now they're looking at photos of her and her boyfriend on Facebook: "OMG, like, I hate this picture cuz, like, I look so fat.  Dude, I hate this girl, she's such a slut!  HA! I was so wasted that night!......."  :russianroulette:
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I'm sorry, did you say student help?  Help with what, proof-reading your posts?
 
:giggle: :giggle:They are so annoying, if i was there I would've said can you guys get the hell out of here loooooooooool
 
Good God, now she's listening to country music at her desk  :bangin:


Hookah said:
I'm sorry, did you say student help?  Help with what, proof-reading your posts?
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Hey, hey!!

Someone has to answer the phones and file while I'm here :mrgreen:

jonadona said:
Is she hot at least?
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Another Asian chick, so if you swing that way......


 
baklawa said:
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, so by now most of you know of my never-ending issues with the student help in my office.  Some how, some way, I always end up with the freaks.  I thought things would get better after "Chinese rap girl" finally graduated, but no, of course not.  I don't have that kind of luck.

So I'm sitting in my office while the student assistant (who is supposed to be working right now, mind you) is chatting away with her visiting friend.  Here's an excerpt from their stimulating conversation:

Friend: Like, do you read books n stuff?
SA:  OMG, like, I never read, like ever
Friend:  Me neither, like why would you read if you didn't have to?
SA:  I KNOW!  It's, like, so stupid, you know?

Now they're looking at photos of her and her boyfriend on Facebook: "OMG, like, I hate this picture cuz, like, I look so fat.  Dude, I hate this girl, she's such a slut!  HA! I was so wasted that night!......."  :russianroulette:
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any girl that talks like this is not a girl anymore.  She becomes a hole.
 
So basically you're complaining because they spend the same amount of time on facebook, that you do on AVN and nothing gets done at work?

 
I feel your pain honest to God. At my work i have some of the most demanding crazies and i am always saying under my breath "oh my god"....
 
A$HUR said:
So basically you're complaining because they spend the same amount of time on facebook, that you do on AVN and nothing gets done at work?
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At ish  :ranting: I'm talented enough to get work done while taking care of my social obligations  :victory:  And I can do it, without like, annoying people n stuff, or like, blasting my country music, which like, is stupid, you know?
 
baklawa said:
At ish  :ranting: I'm talented enough to get work done while taking care of my social obligations  :victory:  And I can do it, without like, annoying people n stuff, or like, blasting my country music, which like, is stupid, you know?
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Totally.

















But I still think you're a slacker.
 
Loool @ the conversation, did she really say "like" that many times!? wow she sounds like an airhead lol. i wouldve joined the conversation and just "imitated" them and talked that same way with them haha.
 
Oh, it gets better today.  She was showing some people in the office, including the department head, pictures from her recent birthday that were posted on her FB, one of which showed her holding the "penis cake" while licking it.  I just about died at the look at the boss' face!  :whaa:
 
baklawa said:
Oh, it gets better today.  She was showing some people in the office, including the department head, pictures from her recent birthday that were posted on her FB, one of which showed her holding the "penis cake" while licking it.  I just about died at the look at the boss' face!  :whaa:
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Wish I was there, I would have made a repulsively inappropriate icing joke.
 
Hookah said:
Wish I was there, I would have made a repulsively inappropriate icing joke.
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You'd fit right in; if there's one thing the co-workers are good at, it's making "repulsively inappropriate" jokes, especially when it comes to genetalia. 
 
baklawa said:
You'd fit right in; if there's one thing the co-workers are good at, it's making "repulsively inappropriate" jokes, especially when it comes to genetalia. 
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Was it a giant chocolate cake?
 
jacob said:
Was it a giant chocolate cake?
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I wrote so many different responses here, but thought better about posting it  :giggle: 

Truthfully, I didn't even look at the picture; didn't want to give her the satisfaction.
 
peachy said:
How come an Asian is listening to country music. It's the case of dibba o qapqapeh??
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She is the whitest Asian person I've known.  Doesn't know much about Asian culture, won't date Asian men, can't speak the language.
 
God I hate my generation, and it's exactly because of people like that. More interested in Facebook and other pointless online garbage than studying, then get all mad when they fail.
 
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