Janan Sawa song

Rita Lazar

Rita Lazar

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I know it's terrible to talk crap about Assyrian singers, especially coming from me cause I LOVE Assyrian music, but considering how Janan has some umm..ahem....let's just say "anti-Assyrian tendencies", it's kind of alright in this case.

He sang here in Los Angeles last night, where it was disgustingly evident that he likes his chickens very springy/just barely hatched.  He seems to like girls the age of his daughter, who's in this video.

I'm surprised that he could get up so fast from the table when that heavy ass mustache was obviously weighing him down.  And me and Ashuriena were talking about it and we came to the conclusion that the park with the swing is where he takes his dates...in an unmarked van after he's lured them into it with candy.

The beginning cracked me the f*** up. Enjoy.

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LMAO! I was dying when we had that conversation! That freakin' dirty old man that kept looking down girl's dresses in such an obvious manner. Hahahahahaha!

His Saddamster 'stache does weigh him down. That's why they cut to his shoes when they show him getting up. Hahahaha!

I loved your translation of it for me though. "You're not marrying him, b*tch!" HAHAHAAH! I swear, I had to go back and hear him say it again because I totally bought it.
 
Oh yea, I forgot about the classy boob shot of his daughter he allowed in the beginning of the video from the back. Very tasteful.
 
khas said:
"What is she, like, 12?"
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lol!
Ashuriena said:
His Saddamster 'stache does weigh him down. That's why they cut to his shoes when they show him getting up. Hahahaha!
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Hahahahahahha!!!!

I forgot to translate:

ROUGHLY -

Janan: I've eaten all of my food and you haven't eaten anything, why?
Daughter: I don't feel like it.
J: Why?
D: Cause there's something on my mind that I want to tell you.
J: What is it?
D: I've fallen in love with a boy, and I want to get married.
J: You want to get married??!!
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Oh, what I wouldn't have done to be at that party with Rita and Ashuriena  :devil:  And don't be making fun of his 'stache!  :ranting:

I thought he was half Tyaraya/Chaldaya?
 
I'm not a big fan of Janan Sawa .I agree some the girls in his videos are old enough to be his daughters ,seriously I think he needs to find women his own age .
 
Doosha_73 said:
I'm not a big fan of Janan Sawa .I agree some the girls in his videos are old enough to be his daughters ,seriously I think he needs to find women his own age .
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Problem is, he is only getting older (just like all humans) so it is getting worse and worse lol.

Khena whatever floats his boat (too bad in this case it is a little creepy)

Janan Sawa is Assyrian of course, but more precisely, he is Dohuknaya.

ASHOOR
 
michi. said:
La la khori... widleh, oo noos :D You lot can have him  :razz: Before anyone gets their feathers in a knot, this is only playful banter between friends.
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Yulla mo ip awdakh, someone has to claim him I guess.  :mrgreen:

 
How much blame does IshtarTV get for relegating Janan's status to these historic lows?  :mrgreen:  :razz:

I SAW A LOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ASHOOR
 
Salem said:
You and your Saddam'ish moustache fetish!!!

Did you twirl it for him?
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:giggle: ega you should have seen me during Sargon Lazar's seminar (of Ashur tv Iraq) when he was on tour here  :2hearts:
 
baklawa said:
:giggle: ega you should have seen me during Sargon Lazar's seminar (of Ashur tv Iraq) when he was on tour here  :2hearts:
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I don't who he is nor have I seen him, but I'm guessing he's got the mother of all moustaches and you were so ecstatic you didn't come down to earth until a week later. Husband and kids left with no food, dirty cloths filling the house, dirty dishes, garbage not taken out, kids crying "daddy daddy...mala yimmi?" and baklawa is day-dreaming all day about the moustache from heaven, hand made by God.

 
Salem said:
I don't who he is nor have I seen him, but I'm guessing he's got the mother of all moustaches and you were so ecstatic you didn't come down to earth until a week later. Husband and kids left with no food, dirty cloths filling the house, dirty dishes, garbage not taken out, kids crying "daddy daddy...mala yimmi?" and baklawa is day-dreaming all day about the moustache from heaven, hand made by God.
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:mrgreen:
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Salem said:
Did you print it out and then kiss before you go to bed every night?
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De kheena don't get over-excited, just because you do that with baghdadii's picture  :razz:
 
Btw, Michi was the one that showed me this video...thanks for the laughs Meesh!

lol@ Baklawa's 'stachelust.  I know how you feel..they make me swoon too  :blush2:  :2hearts:
Especially the Sargon Lazar kind...a little long and hanging over the upper lip raaaaaar :jumpy: lol

And just to clarify, I wasn't at the classy Janan soiree the other night, but I heard enough from Ash to be thankful I didn't.
 
Rita Lazar said:
Btw, Michi was the one that showed me this video...thanks for the laughs Meesh!

lol@ Baklawa's 'stachelust.  I know how you feel..they make me swoon too  :blush2:   :2hearts:
Especially the Sargon Lazar kind...a little long and hanging over the upper lip raaaaaar :jumpy: lol

And just to clarify, I wasn't at the classy Janan soiree the other night, but I heard enough from Ash to be thankful I didn't.
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I knew I liked this girl  :bigarmhug:
 
Doosha_73 said:
I'm not a big fan of Janan Sawa .I agree some the girls in his videos are old enough to be his daughters ,seriously I think he needs to find women his own age .
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the man has been married 5 times !!! need to say more
 
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