How would Assyrians fare in a Zombie Apocalypse Scenario? (? ???)

mrzurnaci

mrzurnaci

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all in the title.

How do you guys think Assyrians worldwide would fare in a world experiencing a Zombie apocalypse?

I'm talking about Walking Dead style zombies -> virus infection that waits for the victim to die then turn into a zombie. If bit by a zombie, slowly die and turn into one.

What do you guys think?
 
I thought Domanic would make a post like this. Lol.

We definitely wouldn't fight them. Assyrians are the type who run away and hide - They'd get together, make holes in the ground and hide in them.
 
Neon said:
I thought Domanic would make a post like this. Lol.
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True.

mrzurnaci said:
all in the title.

How do you guys think Assyrians worldwide would fare in a world experiencing a Zombie apocalypse?

I'm talking about Walking Dead style zombies -> virus infection that waits for the victim to die then turn into a zombie. If bit by a zombie, slowly die and turn into one.

What do you guys think?
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Go into Mecca and kill brainless zombies... oh wait...

Seriously, give them dolmah they would rather have dolmah rather then brains.
 
Me personally, I know I would die :giggle:  but Assyrians in general are psychotic so I think we would stand a good chance as a whole. 
 
atourina said:
Me personally, I know I would die :giggle:  but Assyrians in general are psychotic so I think we would stand a good chance as a whole. 
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interesting take. I've noticed in shows like Walking Dead where people team up and fortify into a community.

In the case of a Zombie apocalypse, would that occur with Assyrians? We all huddle into a single area and fortify?
 
mrzurnaci said:
interesting take. I've noticed in shows like Walking Dead where people team up and fortify into a community.

In the case of a Zombie apocalypse, would that occur with Assyrians? We all huddle into a single area and fortify?
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Who am I kidding.. we would all do the zombies a favour and kill one another :giggle:
 
Fly down to Mosul, rebuild the walls of Nineveh , collect the remaining Assyrian population and live there forever with a one child policy
 
Domanic said:
Assyrians need to have more children.
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the most they need is 2 to 4...

2 to replace older generations, up till 4 if they want to double it.

If Assyrian parents wish to have more than 4, that's their decision but Assyrian parents should, minimum, have 2.
 
mrzurnaci said:
the most they need is 2 to 4...

2 to replace older generations, up till 4 if they want to double it.

If Assyrian parents wish to have more than 4, that's their decision but Assyrian parents should, minimum, have 2.
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Yes, also the fertility rate is declining in all countries and the population will slowly decline by 2050.

If you read the statistics the Human fertility rate worldwide is declining fast.
 
Domanic said:
Yes, also the fertility rate is declining in all countries and the population will slowly decline by 2050.

If you read the statistics the Human fertility rate worldwide is declining fast.
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that's fine and dandy but we need to cap our population at 8-10m.

Arabs can barely feed or educate their kids. We should have less but more kids so we can allocate more resources to one compared to those with 6-10 kids...
 
mrzurnaci said:
that's fine and dandy but we need to cap our population at 8-10m.

Arabs can barely feed or educate their kids. We should have less but more kids so we can allocate more resources to one compared to those with 6-10 kids...
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Jews are 14 Million and they are doing better then fine.

They invented so many things we use in our daily lives and won the most nobel prizes and they are billionaires of the largest companies in the world + they have their own state.

They are 1.8 Billion Muslims, what have they done?

1.8 Billion people who have a religion that fails their society, + even with Extremism and a LARGE population they cannot defeat Israel.

It's mostly about brains more then population.
 
Domanic said:
Jews are 14 Million and they are doing better then fine.

They invented so many things we use in our daily lives and won the most nobel prizes and they are billionaires of the largest companies in the world + they have their own state.

They are 1.8 Billion Muslims, what have they done?

1.8 Billion people who have a religion that fails their society, + even with Extremism and a LARGE population they cannot defeat Israel.

It's mostly about brains more then population.
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Jews didn't live next to Barbarians for over 1400 like we did...

If they did, they'd probably have been decimated beyond recognition.
 
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