Forbes List: America's Top 10 Most Miserable Cities

baklawa

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We compiled our rankings by looking at the 150 largest metropolitan statistical areas in the U.S., which meant those with a population of at least 378,000. We ranked those metros on nine factors: commute times, corruption, pro sports teams, Superfund sites, taxes (both income and sales), unemployment, violent crime and weather.

1.  Stockton, California (about 30 minutes north of Modesto)
Only 15% of Stockton adults have a college degree, which is one of the lowest rates in the U.S. Unemployment is expected to hit 15% in 2010, while housing prices should keep falling back to their mid-1990s level when the median home price was $130,000.

2. Memphis, Tennessee
Memphis scores points for not having a state income tax, but the sales tax is an onerous 9.3%, one of the highest in the country. FedEx is the biggest employer in the area by far with 30,000 employees.

3. Chicago, Illinois
Living costs in the Second City are not much higher than the national average, but the 10.3% sales tax is a killer and is the highest of any city. A winning Olympic bid should move along needed transportation infrastructure improvements.

4. Cleveland, Ohio
Only Denver gets socked with more snow than Cleveland's 52-inch annual average among the 50 largest metros. Clevelanders wait in fear for July 1, 2010, when hoops star LeBron James can switch teams as a free agent.

5. Modesto, California (D'OH!)
Unemployment has skyrocketed in Modesto with further pain to come. It is expected to average 16.7% in 2009, up from 11.4% last year. Another drawback: It has the highest car theft rate in the U.S.

6. Flint, Michigan
The city immortalized in Michael Moore's documentary Roger & Me is plagued by the double whammy of high crime and high unemployment. General Motors employs one-tenth the number of employees in Flint compared to its peak in the 1970s.

7. Detroit, Michigan
Former Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick was sentenced to four months in jail last year for his sex-and-text scandal. Tough year also for the state's football teams, as the University of Michigan suffered through its first losing season in 40 years and the NFL's Lions failed to win a game.

8. Buffalo, New York
If you like snow, Buffalo is your place--to the tune of 90 inches a year, more than any other metro area that has a million people. Buffalo's population has been steadily shrinking since the mid-1990s.

9. Miami, Florida
Miami has been crushed by the housing collapse. Moody's Economy.com estimates that 26% of mortgages in Miami are delinquent or are likely to be written off as bad debt that can not be collected. Violent crime and corruption are also off the charts.

10. St. Louis, Missouri
The Gateway City scored in the bottom half of all nine categories we looked at for the Forbes Misery Measure. It was the only metro area to pull off that feat.
 
baklawa said:
1.  Stockton, California (about 30 minutes north of Modesto)
Only 15% of Stockton adults have a college degree, which is one of the lowest rates in the U.S. Unemployment is expected to hit 15% in 2010, while housing prices should keep falling back to their mid-1990s level when the median home price was $130,000.

Wow. Just wow.
 
Ashuriena said:
Hahahaha, I've always felt that way. It sucks. There's nothing there, except the hot Chicago people from AVN of course.
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i thought sooo
 
I remember not liking Modesto when I went there a while back. Some of the other places in California were a bit nicer, but still .. For some reason, never liked/have been attracted to the west coast. Dont like the culture or attitude over there.

/generalisation
 
So since Forbes is for wealthy white people, they compiled a list of 10 cities that didn't have a Bloomingdales or Sak's Fifth Avenue. Miami has both stores only because white people buy their cocaine in Miami, so those two stores have been placed there strategically.
 
I question the list mainly for the gap between Stockton and Modesto.  The two cities are right next to each other and share the exact same problems.  How could a place like Chicago come in between? 
 
I guess pro sports teams and their performance was scored very highly, or else Detroit would be number one, hands down. 
 
MJaY said:
I remember not liking Modesto when I went there a while back. Some of the other places in California were a bit nicer, but still .. For some reason, never liked/have been attracted to the west coast. Dont like the culture or attitude over there.

/generalisation

Try the Pacific Northwest.  It's much nicer.
 
David said:
So since Forbes is for wealthy white people, they compiled a list of 10 cities that didn't have a Bloomingdales or Sak's Fifth Avenue. Miami has both stores only because white people buy their cocaine in Miami, so those two stores have been placed there strategically.

Good one!
 
Notice how the cities were the most Assyrians live have made it to the list? Detroit, Chicago, Modesto, Stockton etc.

ASHOOR
 
ASHOOR said:
Notice how the cities were the most Assyrians live have made it to the list? Detroit, Chicago, Modesto, Stockton etc.

ASHOOR

Hahahahahahaha, so, what you're saying is...Assyrians are miserable so they make everyone else miserable in the process? Hahahaha!
 
Flint Mich representin, wait why am I acting suprised...we're on this list every year.... truly the armpit of the U.S.
 
rumrum said:
Chicago ahead of Detroit?.... really?...

Yeah I couldn't believe that one.  I mean I secretly actually like Detroit, shh don't tell anyone, but it is way more miserable than Chicago.  It doesn't even compare.
 
I wonder what the list of most miserable Canadian cities are? I bet those in the North, as well as Windsor, and others in the Atlantic east will make it to the list lol.

The way to fix these cities and make them less miserable is to create more jobs. That is simply it!

ASHOOR
 
ASHOOR said:
I wonder what the list of most miserable Canadian cities are? I bet those in the North, as well as Windsor, and others in the Atlantic east will make it to the list lol.

The way to fix these cities and make them less miserable is to create more jobs. That is simply it!

ASHOOR

Not necessarily true Ashoor, that was just one part of it.

For Chicago, it was the weather (duh) and the fact we have the highest sales tax in the country.
 
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