A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good
plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front
of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and
asked her, "Now, do you remember what the plan is?" The blonde sighed and
replied, "Yeah, yeah, I remember..." The brunette went over the plan once
more and let the blonde out to do her stuff. Before the blonde could shut
the door, the brunette yelled out, "Be sure to be in and out in no more
than 5 minutes!" The blonde ran inside and the brunette waited in the
car... and waited... and waited... and waited... and waited. After waiting
for so long in the car, the blonde bursts out of the bank's doors, the
alarm blaring loud enough to wake everyone up. The blonde was lugging a
bank safe behind her by a rope tied around it. A security guard ran out of
the bank, his pants down around his ankles and attempting to reach his gun.
The blonde breathed heavily as she tried to put the safe in the car but
finally just gave up and dropped the safe behind. She ran into the
passenger seat and pulled the door shut, the car already moving. The
security guard yelled, "Stop! Stop!" while the pair drove off, leaving the
safe with rope tied tightly around it behind. The brunette frantically
asked the blonde, "What the hell happened in there?!?" The blonde was
panting and turned to the brunette and choked out, "What do you mean? I
followed the plan exactly!" The brunette paused and yelled, "YOU IDIOT! YOU
WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!"
plan and they put their plan to action. The brunette drove up to the front
of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and
asked her, "Now, do you remember what the plan is?" The blonde sighed and
replied, "Yeah, yeah, I remember..." The brunette went over the plan once
more and let the blonde out to do her stuff. Before the blonde could shut
the door, the brunette yelled out, "Be sure to be in and out in no more
than 5 minutes!" The blonde ran inside and the brunette waited in the
car... and waited... and waited... and waited... and waited. After waiting
for so long in the car, the blonde bursts out of the bank's doors, the
alarm blaring loud enough to wake everyone up. The blonde was lugging a
bank safe behind her by a rope tied around it. A security guard ran out of
the bank, his pants down around his ankles and attempting to reach his gun.
The blonde breathed heavily as she tried to put the safe in the car but
finally just gave up and dropped the safe behind. She ran into the
passenger seat and pulled the door shut, the car already moving. The
security guard yelled, "Stop! Stop!" while the pair drove off, leaving the
safe with rope tied tightly around it behind. The brunette frantically
asked the blonde, "What the hell happened in there?!?" The blonde was
panting and turned to the brunette and choked out, "What do you mean? I
followed the plan exactly!" The brunette paused and yelled, "YOU IDIOT! YOU
WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!"