I dont know if this was posted before? :ban:
oh well..here it is again? :lol:
THE REASONS ASSYRIANS ARE THE BEST:
1. We speak ASSYRIAN. That means we can talk about you, right in
front of you. And when other people try to make the KH sound, they
end up hawking something up.
2. ASSYRIAN food. Besides the fact that it's so good, no matter
which ASSYRIAN house you walk into, whether you want it or not,
you're gonna get a plate full. And you're gonna have to eat it.
3. We've got a little something called CONVENTION..We travel to
different cities in the US for an all out 5-day Meat Market...The
girls and guys are gorgeous..we eat, we drink, we dance...and we
throw some sports in there too.
4. We dance with passion. Ever seen a ASSYRIAN guy dance? It's the
sexiest thing in the world, and our ladies are on the dance floor
mesmerizing you with their hips. WE BREAK THE FLOOR WITH OUR
KHIGGA
5. We've got Middle Eastern beauty. Dark skin, dark hair... we're
quite a ways from your average blondie white chick/white guy.
6. We invented the lens. You reading this bulletin with your
contacts on?? Yeah... You're Welcome.
7. We get to be entertained by the idiots who ask us things like,
"So Cesarean is from Babylonia?"
8. The Bible was written in Aramaic... That's ASSYRIAN IDIOTS
DUHHH!!
9. We didn't have to read the sub-titles in Mel Gibson's 'Passion
of the Christ'
10. We can rock out to Lebanese, Armenian, Persian, and Arabic
music. Attend their parties, eat their food, and fit right in.
11. We don't have Family Reunions. We always make time for our
family...so there wont ever be a need for a Blue t-shirt that says
Givargiz Family Reunion 2006"
12. Being ASSYRIAN, you'll never go hungry. Parents planning to
drive an hour upstate? You can bet that they'll be packing a full
cooler of food. Going to your lil niece's recital? We'll pack
sandwiches and toorshi. Catching the latest movie? Our pockets are
full of sunflower seeds.
13. If people are starting ****..all we have to do is say anything
in ASSYRIAN, and they back the **** up. "Akhooni Youkhana Ta Khool
Kha Khokha." And people move.
14. We can watch ourselves on TV, either from the latest party, or
from some event you went to when you were 8.
15. We're 6752 years old!!! We kicked ass thousands of years ago,
and we still do.
16. We have so much pride that 9 out of 10 ASSYRIAN hang a
ASSYRIAN flag in their car! You don't see Chicks, Americans, or
even Blacks driving around with their flag hanging from their rear
view mirror!
17. Our Weddings are so eventful... From the engagement to the
showers to the reception... It's a rock on party that no other
culture will compare to!
18. Don't try and start **** with the ASSYRIANS, cuz the whole
damn family come after you yo mammas brothers sisters daddys will
come and back you up!!!
19. We're unique and create our own style. Just face it we're the
hottest out there and no one can compare. ever seen a assyrian
that doesn't look hot at least 2 times a week at school? not me.
Church is a fashion show, hey we're hot, don't be jealous!
And most importantly...WE HAVE PRIDE.
oh well..here it is again? :lol:
THE REASONS ASSYRIANS ARE THE BEST:
1. We speak ASSYRIAN. That means we can talk about you, right in
front of you. And when other people try to make the KH sound, they
end up hawking something up.
2. ASSYRIAN food. Besides the fact that it's so good, no matter
which ASSYRIAN house you walk into, whether you want it or not,
you're gonna get a plate full. And you're gonna have to eat it.
3. We've got a little something called CONVENTION..We travel to
different cities in the US for an all out 5-day Meat Market...The
girls and guys are gorgeous..we eat, we drink, we dance...and we
throw some sports in there too.
4. We dance with passion. Ever seen a ASSYRIAN guy dance? It's the
sexiest thing in the world, and our ladies are on the dance floor
mesmerizing you with their hips. WE BREAK THE FLOOR WITH OUR
KHIGGA
5. We've got Middle Eastern beauty. Dark skin, dark hair... we're
quite a ways from your average blondie white chick/white guy.
6. We invented the lens. You reading this bulletin with your
contacts on?? Yeah... You're Welcome.
7. We get to be entertained by the idiots who ask us things like,
"So Cesarean is from Babylonia?"
8. The Bible was written in Aramaic... That's ASSYRIAN IDIOTS
DUHHH!!
9. We didn't have to read the sub-titles in Mel Gibson's 'Passion
of the Christ'
10. We can rock out to Lebanese, Armenian, Persian, and Arabic
music. Attend their parties, eat their food, and fit right in.
11. We don't have Family Reunions. We always make time for our
family...so there wont ever be a need for a Blue t-shirt that says
Givargiz Family Reunion 2006"
12. Being ASSYRIAN, you'll never go hungry. Parents planning to
drive an hour upstate? You can bet that they'll be packing a full
cooler of food. Going to your lil niece's recital? We'll pack
sandwiches and toorshi. Catching the latest movie? Our pockets are
full of sunflower seeds.
13. If people are starting ****..all we have to do is say anything
in ASSYRIAN, and they back the **** up. "Akhooni Youkhana Ta Khool
Kha Khokha." And people move.
14. We can watch ourselves on TV, either from the latest party, or
from some event you went to when you were 8.
15. We're 6752 years old!!! We kicked ass thousands of years ago,
and we still do.
16. We have so much pride that 9 out of 10 ASSYRIAN hang a
ASSYRIAN flag in their car! You don't see Chicks, Americans, or
even Blacks driving around with their flag hanging from their rear
view mirror!
17. Our Weddings are so eventful... From the engagement to the
showers to the reception... It's a rock on party that no other
culture will compare to!
18. Don't try and start **** with the ASSYRIANS, cuz the whole
damn family come after you yo mammas brothers sisters daddys will
come and back you up!!!
19. We're unique and create our own style. Just face it we're the
hottest out there and no one can compare. ever seen a assyrian
that doesn't look hot at least 2 times a week at school? not me.
Church is a fashion show, hey we're hot, don't be jealous!
And most importantly...WE HAVE PRIDE.
i love this one
