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Nineveta

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Hey kids...

Please continue the story?

Twice upon a time, there was a group of Assyrian kids who started a website called AVN.

They told stories and jokes and discussed the current pressing issues facing their people today. They laughed and cried together and rejoiced in each other's intellect, until one day...
 
A evil sorcerer by the name of Salem appreared on the sceen. With his wicked tongue and apparenty Tarazan-like qualities, the people of AVN began to panic.

Then one day, David the decrepit drag queen decided something had to be done....
 
but it didnt matter because a jiant meteor the size of jupiter slammed into the earth without warning, destroying the planet.



The End.
 
That's when shoemaker woke from his nighmare and noticed he'd peed his bed from fear. He quickly collected his bedding and put it in the washing machine so that no one would ever know.

Feeling pleased with himself, shoemaker returned to his slumbers.

Little did he know that the town gossip, Bella had seen it all.

Meanwhile, back at David's drag show...
 
Renee realized that David liked girls and that she was unbelievably attracted to him.
 
I realised I'm attracted to you at your drag show? Are you calling me a lesbian?  :ROFLMAO:

As Renee was about to head to the bathrooms to throw up over her 'relalisation' apparently, Peaches walked in...
 
the OTHER Renee enaa jareh he didn't have much to seduce the other Renee with. Peaches pointed and laughed, David went red in the face. Sunddenly...
 
The 'OTHER' Renee smacked David upside da head and ran out the door, leaving him to think about what he had just done.

Meanwhile Peaches was so gob-smacked at the whole affair that she gave David a stern look of disappointment and ran out after Renee...

When Peaches finally caught up to Renee huffing and puffing, she said...
 
" I cant wait any longer....i have to tell you something very important"

Just as Peaches was about to open up her heart, Ninveta could be heard screaming from across the road..
 
Renee and Peaches turned their attention to where all the screaming was coming from and were stunned to see...
 
Nineveta was so horrified as she was not accustomed to the antics of AVN just yet. As ASHOOR streaked passed her he was yelling 'khaboosha for sale, khaaabooshaaaa for saaaaale'
 
sadly, this was the first time ashoor failed in a business adventure. he picked up his khabooshea and ran all the way home to come up with another get rich scheme...meanwhile, rommel just woke up from having another nightmare rotoscoping everything he sees around him and starts thinking about going to see the local shrink for some serious help. he picks up the phone and calls...
 
the other other Renee who finds David repulsive...

'Hi Psyche Psychologists...you break it we fix it, how can I help you?'
 
last I heard he was visiting Bella, the town gossip for some moneky action...Bella told me this herself
 
when rommel hears this, he starts turning green and runs out the door and finds himself in a city he's never seen before...the first person he finds is
 
Peaches...she is sitting on a bench trying to figure out who she can talk to...she has a big secret she anted to tell Renee but then the Ashoor drama started. This secret is eating her alive...Rommel approaches Peaches and asks 'what's up my Aussie friend?'
 
"I, I, I, need to tell someone something and this something is sorta really important, but every time I want to say this something, something happens... so Im just going to say this something and get it over and done with before something ha-..." and her voice trailed off to the sound of...
 
a big tree falling and almost crushing rommel alive!!! Rommel being the jungle boy that he is starts turning the tree into a bench, sits on it and tells Peaches to proceed...





hahaha
 
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