An Assyrian on Oxygen's new show "Love Games"

baklawa said:
Ok, I don't know if I should be advertising this, but this guy is my cousin!  His name is Dan Michael and he will be on Oxygen's new show called "Love Games."  I haven't seen the guy in ages as he lives in Washington, but his family is really cool.  Hope he doesn't do anything too shocking:

http://bad-girls-club.oxygen.com/lovegames/photos/meet-the-guys-dan#4
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someone should inform this man that he, as a individual, represents an entire ethnicity.  His individual is shed b/c a camera is present.  From now on, he is a nation inside a single body.
 
ultoMa said:
someone should inform this man that he, as a individual, represents an entire ethnicity.  His individual is shed b/c a camera is present.  From now on, he is a nation inside a single body.
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If that's the case, he should bang every broad he comes across. I want people to think we're lovers, not fighters. Oh, and that we like to reproduce like jack rabbits. Thanks, Dan! :mrgreen:
 
Of course, typical white women, can't appreciate that manly hairy Assyrian chest.  Can't even believe he shaved it for them  :ranting:
 
baklawa said:
Of course, typical white women, can't appreciate that manly hairy Assyrian chest.  Can't even believe he shaved it for them  :ranting:
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there's nothing manly about body hair.  If that were true, woman would be spotless.  Of course we know this is not true, especially among assyrian women.

as far as not finding it attractive: you'd be surprised what you'd find attractive if you were born of a different culture, ethnicity, and so on.
 
jonadona said:
So did he get some or what?!
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Not exactly....he was in the bottom three and almost cut!  Apparently, his manly hairy chest was not appreciated.  But he made it through, and it does look like he scores with at least one of the women (if you can actually call it "scoring" -- I'm sure that must have been an incredibly difficult feat :nea:)  We'll find out what happens to him tomorrow night.  I DVR it; it's such a horrible program, I can't bear to sit and watch the whole thing through.  I just skip to where he is  :lol:
 
baklawa said:
Not exactly....he was in the bottom three and almost cut!  Apparently, his manly hairy chest was not appreciated.  But he made it through, and it does look like he scores with at least one of the women (if you can actually call it "scoring" -- I'm sure that must have been an incredibly difficult feat :nea:)  We'll find out what happens to him tomorrow night.  I DVR it; it's such a horrible program, I can't bear to sit and watch the whole thing through.  I just skip to where he is  :lol:
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Reality TV destroys me  :giggle:

Make sure he leaves the tv show with something to remember  :shades:
 
jonadona said:
Someone has a celebrity crush...  I'm sure he's a far far cousin. :p  You should start a fan page for him.
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My mom and his dad are second cousins.  His dad was the MC at my wedding. Yet, despite being related on the mother's side, his family is actually normal.  Ok, so you can't tell that by his involvement in this trashy program!

And no, I'm not starting any fan page.  They live up in Washington and up until a few weeks ago at a family funeral I hadn't seen any of them in years.  Still, it's all rather surreal  :lol:
 
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