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http://www.thepunch.com.au/articles/should-this-mural-be-painted-over/ This mural has appeared in the trendy Sydney suburb of Newtown. It was painted by the owner of the property, shop owner Sergio Redegalli who also, apparently, has a ban-the-burqa bumper sticker. Locals have complained...

The other day I needed to go to the public hospital but not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my blue jacket and pinned on a plastic ID card that I had made off the Internet onto the front of my jacket. When I went into the hospital, I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. ...

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/uk-biker-died-28-times-after-heart-attack/story-e6frfku0-1225909095867 MIRACLE-working medics have saved a British man's life after his heart stopped 28 times. Steve Nixon, from Derby, central England, had a heart attack while riding his motorbike and...

Read this...it's a good article. http://www.neomagazine.com/2008_01_january/2008_01_24_genocide.html Genocide scholars acknowledge Greek genocides by Ottomans In a groundbreaking move, the International Association of Genocide Scholars (IAGS) has voted overwhelmingly to recognize as genocides...

Check these out.....some of them aren't so bad! http://www.news.com.au/pictures/gallery-e6frflv9-1225884293936 Wayne Rooney's ears stick out from his moon face, making him look unfortunately like Shrek. He was just named ugliest soccer player in the world according to 33 per cent of 2500...

Just some fun...  :lol:

Just some personalities i disliked at this World Cup. Please add your own to the list. Raymond Domenech (Coach of France) - Bad Sportsmanship Rafiq Saifi (Algerian Player) - Slapped Female Reporter Kevin Prince Boateng (Ghana player) - Sarsaree

I say Germany 2 : 0 Serbia. C'mon Germany....kick some bottoms! Something lovely for everyone!

Ok, this is a couple of days late.....but i was busy with her on her birthday! Happy Birthday JooJee :bigarmhug: :bigarmhug: :bigarmhug:  :flowers: :flowers: :flowers: Love ya suga!

http://www.theage.com.au/national/passengers-thrown-from-seats-as-trains-crash-20100504-u7hm.html Commuters face delays this morning as investigations continue into how a Melbourne passenger train collided with a freight train in the city's north last night, derailing the driver's carriage and...

http://www.theage.com.au/rugby-league/league-news/melbourne-storm-stripped-of-everything-20100422-tfy6.html?autostart=1 THE biggest scandal in Australian sporting history is threatening to wipe out Melbourne Storm, rugby league's most successful team of the past decade, after it emerged the...

http://www.news.com.au/weird-true-freaky/serial-hoaxer-daniel-hammond-claimed-he-was-raped-by-whale/story-e6frflri-1225854068829 A BRAZEN prankster claimed he was raped by a whale and gave his name as Ben Dover during one of many hoax calls to the emergency services. Daniel Hammond made...

http://www.theage.com.au/travel/travel-news/etihad-to-begin-regular-flights-into-baghdad-20100419-snml.html Abu Dhabi's national carrier, Etihad Airways, yesterday announced plans to launch weekly flights to war-ravaged Iraq starting from April 26. "Etihad will operate five return services per...

Has the bell tolled on Easter's meaning? PETER CRAVEN http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/society-and-culture/has-the-bell-tolled-on-easters-meaning-20100401-ri1f.html It would be a tragedy to lose a story of such power and illumination. HAS the world been so preoccupied with revelations...

I don't know if it's me.....but I am beginning to see a new trend of Zowaa supporters coming from the Chaldean Catholic community. I also see that the new generation of Assyrians are more unified, and have better acceptance attitudes. has anyone else noticed this? Oh.... and yes....I am pro-Zowaa.

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/bride-revealed-as-bearded-cross-eyed/story-e6frfku0-1225828945179 AN Arab ambassador called off his wedding after discovering his wife-to-be, who had worn a face-covering veil whenever they met, was bearded and cross-eyed, the UAE newspaper Gulf News...

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/burned-indian-man-faked-attack/story-e6frfku0-1225826163204 Burned Indian man 'faked attack' AN Indian man who said he was set alight by assailants near his Melbourne home last month accidentally burned himself while torching his car for an insurance...

This was forwarded to me, so now it is forwarded to you!  :lol: Where did all the shirts go? http://www.mamamia.com.au/weblog/2010/01/where-did-all-the-shirts-go.html I first noticed it last year. But not until this summer did I realise we were in the midst of a national pandemic: men have...

A new thread......Love song dedications..... Here you are Joojee.....Love u! Lonestar - Baby I'm Amazed By You Sneeqa and slow songs - Evin Agassi Live - Melbourne Australia 08/08/2009 Tamer Hosny - Enaya Bithebak

has anyone come accross this before? http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ASSYRIA-UN-JEU-DE-PLATEAU-YSTARI-GAMES_W0QQitemZ300370038295QQcmdZViewItemQQptZFR_YO_Jeux_JeuxSociete_Jeux_de_Soci%C3%A9t%C3%A9?hash=item45ef730e17 Sounds very interesting... Here is the translation from google... "2000 before J-C...

AN amateur rugby player has won £250,000 ($420,000) in a half-time competition to kick a ball from 30m out and hit the crossbar of the goalposts at Wembley Stadium. Employment center worker Stuart Tinner, who lives at home with his parents, hit the bar with an amazing shot - and all he wore on...

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These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humour (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!) __________________________________________________ * > Q:* */Does it ever...

Last night I was talking to a young, good looking woman. She asked me if I liked breasts or legs. I told her what I really liked was a shaved snatch. Apparently I'm not welcome back at KFC.

DIARY: DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my sexiest dresses and make-up. Really excited. DIARY: DAY 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man. DIARY: DAY 3 At the pool today. Also some shuffle boarding and hit...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26271175-23109,00.html TENNIS legend Andre Agassi, winner of eight Grand Slams, used crystal meth in 1997 and will describe the experience in his forthcoming autobiography. His admission will appear in excerpts of the book that are scheduled to appear in...

Husband: Do you know the meaning of W I F E? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime! Wife: No darling, it means,With Idiot For Ever ************ ********* ********* Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I...

http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/english-premier-league/taxes-to-test-epls-allure-248481 New tax laws in the United Kingdom could trigger an exodus of star players from the Premier League that will benefit rival leagues around Europe, according to a report. Deloitte, a major international and...

So, i'm getting to like it. I'm having lipton mint green right now at work. Apparently it has more benefits than black tea....i'm not being racist or anything.  :lol:

These Comics can be geeky!............. for the more mathematical/scientific minded people  :mrgreen:

Argentina just scored in the 84th minute.....looks like they have qualified! Better late than never!

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This actually happened in Melbourne, the boy was struck by a train. eEmRlau2BFY

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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26167262-23109,00.html AUSTRALIA is the second best country to live in, according to a measure of global living standards. Norway retained its status as the world's most desirable country, according to the United Nations Development Programme (UNDP) index...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26165885-421,00.html GUN violence is so out of control there are three shootings a week in Sydney. The city's shooting capital is Fairfield, with 34 shootings in just two years to the end of June. Exclusive statistics from the Bureau of Crime Statistics...

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,28383,26142346-5013561,00.html IT could be one of the most embarrassing public break-ups of all time - or the work of a mischievous prankster. Overnight, the series of signs that mysteriously appeared along a road in Sydney's Northern Beaches have...

Does anyone know if we can get stickers with Syriac letters on them so that we can stick them on our keyboard? Or, is there a Syriac keyboard anywhere? If there isn't anything like that out there, is someone able to make them and sell? It's a good idea!

?We (Assyrians) invented the wheel? is a sentence each of us has encountered countless times. Equally, every one of us is entitled to hold pride in what our ancestors achieved throughout history. With this in mind though, there comes a point in time when we should realise that our history is not...

Quite a win hey? England seems to be quite a confident and efficient team now.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26004859-23109,00.html FOUR Turkish soldiers have killed in the eastern province of Hakkari after a device planted in a military operating area exploded, security sources said. An officer was among the dead and searches were underway for further devices...

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So, i went to Evin's party. It was awesome. Here are a couple of uploads i did on youtube. Enjoy  :mrgreen: www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6k_ayDvk0I www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3GaXutewRo can someone embed these clips, im at work cant use youtube!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25907266-29277,00.html ANYONE who has ever wondered whether Sydney drivers are becoming more erratic possibly has a reason for thinking so. A study into Australian driving etiquette and behaviour maintains New South Wales drivers are the worst in the...

http://www.yearbookyourself.com/ Check it out.....here are some of me :)  :shades:

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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25879633-401,00.html A MARRIED man has had his penis glued to his stomach by three woman who had discovered he was romantically involved with each of them. The trio of women were tipped of about the love triangle from an unlikely source - the man's wife...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25859909-23109,00.html MEN are better at seeing things in the distance due to their hunter-gatherer past chasing animals, while women are better focusing on things at close range, a British study said. In findings which reflect how men's and women's brains...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25856885-401,00.html A DROWNING diver has a beluga whale to thank for helping to save her life after her legs were paralysed by cramps. Yang Yun was taking part in a free-diving contest at Polar Land in Harbin, north-east China, in which participants were...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25856506-23109,00.html A "BALD" bird discovered in Laos is Asia's first new species of bulbul, or songbird, in more than 100 years, the Wildlife Conservation Society said. Scientists from the society, as well as the University of Melbourne, identified the...

Herro everyone, some news! http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25771890-23109,00.html July 13, 2009 10:29am NORTH Korean leader Kim Jong-il has pancreatic cancer and the illness is life-threatening, South Korean broadcaster YTN said. YTN's claim was based on information gathered by Chinese...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25721566-29277,00.html POLICE carrying out a random breath test in Sydney's west have discovered cannabis plants and leaf worth about $450,000. Police stopped a van in Frederick Street, Fairfield about 9.10pm (AEST) yesterday. Noticing a strong smell, they...

:lol: I thought this deserved it's own topic!

http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/flip-basketball-shot.html :mrgreen:

So, it seems that the great recession has not impacted negatively on everyone. This is a a Mercedes Benz owned by an Abu Dhabi oil billionaire features the newly developed V10 quad turbo with 1,600 horsepower and 2800nm of torque 0-100km/h in less than 2secs, 1/4 mile in 6.89secs running on...

Came accross this. Quite an interesting read! http://www.answers.com/topic/14-july-revolution

Ok, here it goes..... I have met a wonderful lady over the last couple of years and we have been together for about 8 months now. It gives me much pleasure to announce that we are officially together now, with all family and most friends aware. And i just want to say that...

So....since i'm learning surith (reading and writing).... here is a poem i wrote today.... I have written it in English below....and in Assyrian in the attachment. My Assyrian isn't perfect yet  :) . This is for someone special  :) ........Enjoy! Rwozla gyanee o ps*ekhla nowshee, B?shopra...

No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, 'You should not be asking sixth graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the Principal, who will then fire you!' Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, 'Which body part increases to...

:clap: :artist: Happy birthday suga!  :artist: Wishing you all the happiness in the world!  :mrgreen: God Bless....  :shades:

This is about FaceBook... http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/facebook-manners-and-you.html

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25412567-23109,00.html From correspondents in Mazar-I-Sharif Agence France-Presse May 01, 2009 05:03am AN Afghan man shot dead his adult daughter and her boyfriend, who were both engaged to other people, after finding them in bed together, police said...

Found this, thought it's pretty cool!

Have you guys used it? i'm trialling it at the moment...it's quicker than explorer.

So yeah....i spent 5 days in Gold Coast, Queensland....with 7 friends...1 apartment, on the 35th floor with a 180 degree view of the city and the Pacific Ocean. It was heaven. Got there Tuesday morning, came back late Sunday night...and now i'm at work...hehehehe.... We visited 3 theme...

I can't believe this....... so bad! :lol:

Close to home Sydney-siders? http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25227199-29277,00.html A WOMAN and her son have escaped injury during the latest in the spate of Sydney drive-by shootings, police said today. The pair were inside their Sartor Avenue home at Bossley Park in Sydney's west...

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I just saw dolma....and zelleh lebbi elloh!

A commanding performance took Liverpool FC through to the UEFA Champions League quarter-finals for the third season in a row as two goals by Steven Gerrard and one each from Fernando Torres and Andrea Dossena overwhelmed Real Madrid CF at Anfield. Bright start The result, Los Merengues' biggest...

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,28383,25108653-5013560,00.html VIVID Entertainment has made a $US1 million ($1.54 million) offer to Nadya Suleman to make a pornographic video. In an offer letter obtained by TMZ.com, the president of the pornography studio and distributor Steven...

Does anyone have this song? Would be very much appreciated. Apparrently it's from his upcoming album. It's on youtube.

:blush2: :2hearts: http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0,28318,25112760-5014090,00.html SIR Richard Branson's bold attempt to hijack top Australian model Miranda Kerr for his airline V Australia was almost in the bag yesterday. But then Kerr's premier Australian client, David Jones...

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http://blogs.theage.com.au/lastlaugh/archives/2009/02/endoftheweek_fu_51.html Go down and press play!  :lol:

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25081612-23109,00.html A NINE-YEAR-OLD boy who shot dead his father and another man will not face murder charges under a plea deal that sees him placed on probation The Arizona boy was alleged to have shot dead his 29-year-old father and a boarder living...

Important Information on the Federal Government Economic Stimulus Payment "This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment. This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format: > "Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment? > > "A. It is money that...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25035042-29277,00.html US PRESIDENT Barack Obama has telephoned Prime Minister Kevin Rudd to offer his prayers for the people of Victoria, and the nation, suffering from the deadliest bushfire on record. Mr Rudd has taken phone calls from a long list of...

http://www.news.com.au/business/story/0,27753,25032812-462,00.html ECONOMISTS have raised concerns the Federal Government's cash handouts to millions of people will be blown on pokies and plasma televisions. The Government wants to give payments of up to $950 to individuals as part of its $42...

http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/the-amazing-lyrebird.html :blink:

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24982919-5000540,00.html WOMEN are better educated, men are outnumbered, kids more techno-savvy and twenty-somethings ... well, they just won't leave home. The latest census picture painted of Australia also reveals that youngsters are less likely to...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24978760-29277,00.html A MAN is in police custody after a little girl was allegedly thrown from the West Gate Bridge this morning. The girl, believed to be about five years old, was pulled from the water by water police close to the pumping station at...

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Zambia doctors to cut feet of unformed twin from baby Faith Mwampe's buttocks http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24951610-23109,00.html THE amazing story of a little girl in Zambia with the feet of an unformed twin protruding from her buttocks has gained worldwide attention...

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The Japan Football Association plan to bid for the right to host the 2018 and 2022 World Cups. http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/2018-world-cup/japan-want-to-host-world-cup-164446/ The JFA revealed their intentions at an executive committee meeting on Friday in Kanazawa, although the bids depend...

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So....post everything funny you find about him here! i'll start....

- A brave US university student had her appendix removed through her vagina in March in the first operation using the "natural orifice" technique. The no-cut, no-scar approach has become increasingly popular worldwide. - Gay men are more likely to be left-handed, to be the younger siblings of...

http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/english-premier-league/reports-ronaldo-heading-to-madrid-163902/ Manchester United and Portugal star Cristiano Ronaldo, freshly named FIFA World Footballer of the Year, will join Real Madrid in the northern summer for 85 million euros ($A167.5 million) despite...

Crikey! It was a really good movie, very much enjoyed it....it had comedy and romance and it was very informative. I recommend u watch it.....bloody right!

Women warned after attack http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,24822404-29277,00.html AN attack on a lone woman motorist in southern NSW has prompted a police warning to female drivers to only get out of their cars at night in well-lit areas. Police said a 31-year-old woman stopped her car in...

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Goin to party with Ashur Bet Sargis on New Year's ........ Any other Melburnians going? :wavetowel: :wavetowel: :wavetowel: Will be back with more info!

I watched it yesterday....... Very good movie......I enjoyed it..... it does have lots of seksual tension...

Games Played, Goal Difference, Points England 01 Liverpool 16 15 37 02 Chelsea 16 29 36 03 Manchester United 15 17 31 04 Arsenal 16 9 29 05 Aston Villa 16 7 28 06 Hull 16 -1 26 07 Portsmouth 16 -4 23 08 Everton 16 -3 22 09 Fulham 15 1 20 10 Bolton Wanderers 16 -1 20 11 Wigan...

Found this little beauty!  :lol: http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/little-oreilly-on-election-results.html

The original photo is the first one.....this is cool! :lol:

I wanna vent about this grammar mistake people make on AVN!  :ranting: It's should've (Should have) not "should of" I hate when people say ..."I should of done that" or "this should of happened" BAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhh  :crash: yeah......that's all.

:lol: http://www.news.com.au/breakingnews/

What's urs? I'm eating sour worms.....i like sour lollies!

IMAGINE having to explain this one to your parents. AdelaideNow reports the $250,000 Ferrari was found wrapped around a pole after ?zinging? through a residential area. Check out more pictures of the Ferrari. Both the driver and his passenger walked free from the wreckage, but were taken...

:lol: http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/best-man-ruins-wedding.html

http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,25642,24544815-5014239,00.html A JAPANESE piano teacher has been arrested on suspicion of killing her "virtual husband" after becoming enraged that he suddenly divorced her in an online game. The 43-year-old woman allegedly hacked into a man's computer...

Yep, we've hit a new low! How often? why? I have only ever vomitted about twice in my life (discounting when i was a baby).

http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/english-premier-league/torres-blow-for-liverpool-143659/ Liverpool striker Fernando Torres will be out for 10 to 15 days after tearing a hamstring while playing for Spain in a World Cup qualifying win at Belgium. "It now looks like we will lose Fernando for three...

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,26278,24470874-5007192,00.html IF women are worried that their previously exclusive fashion domain is being invaded by men in manscara and man-bras, there?s another cause for concern. "Mantyhose" are pantyhose for men, the latest in a string of...

From correspondents in Baghdad October 13, 2008 04:52am http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24486780-23109,00.html PRIME Minister Nuri al-Maliki vowed overnight to protect Christians in Iraq's northern city of Mosul as police were deployed following a surge of attacks that have prompted...

We really need to do something about the current crisis.. Look what has happened.. People are losing significant amounts of their wealth and have been taking up part time jobs..

--- VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES --- How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. What are the three fastest means of communication? 1) Television 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman How are fat girls and mopeds...

Report: Anorthosis 3 Panathinaikos 1 http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/champions-league/report-anorthosis-3-panathinaikos-1-141268/ Anorthosis Famagusta continued their stunning start to the Champions League by claiming victory over Panathinaikos after a thrilling Group B encounter at the GSP...

Shiver me timbers! 'tis September 19 - International Talk Like A Pirate Day! :lol: we should've organised a pirate party!

From correspondents in Cairo September 19, 2008 03:01am http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24369686-23109,00.html AN Egyptian donkey has been jailed for stealing corn on the cob from a field belonging to an agricultural research institute in the Nile Delta, local media reported today. The...

From correspondents in Amman, Jordan September 18, 2008 04:59am http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24364182-23109,00.html IRAQ'S former deputy premier Tariq Aziz is being held in prison in "very bad conditions" in the basement of a former Baghdad headquarters of the disbanded Baath party...

For the Sydney-siders! be cautious! September 17, 2008 02:14pm Schoolgirl escapes kidnap attempt http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24360223-29277,00.html A BALACLAVA-clad man has attempted to pull a young Sydney girl into a van near her school, the latest of a string of similar abduction...

Inspired by my convo with peachy! How do you view an AVNer as an oldie? some to start off with Atourina Hookah Khalto najeeba

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=629011 A 22-year-old woman who is planning to auction off her virginity in order to pay for her college tuition says she has no ethical hang-ups about the plan. The woman, using the pseudonym Natalie Dylan, will auction herself through the website of...

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with...

Renee Jona Khokheh Khas Hookah MJaY Ashuriena JooJee and Pumpkin Jacob Baklawa and Waleeta Nino Khalto Najeeba AssyrianBookTa Cuttie Herro/Merenges/Bani/Ashoor

Here are a couple of my own... Jona MJaY and his British accent! Khokheh = Leela..

:artist: :artist: :artist: :artist: :artist: Happy birthday Anno, we hope you have a great time....A year older, a year wiser...i think  :lol:

Check this out all u NFL fans! http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/wrong-ball-trick-play.html

PREGNANT UNWED DAUGHTER A young unmarried girl discovers that she is pregnant. Scared, She confides this ' news' to her mother. Shouting, cursing and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour...

THE WEDDING TEST I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very...

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Anyone know where he disappeared to?  :blink:

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course child. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and...

Inspired by recent topics.... Which country do you wish you were born in?

A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, "Looks like you are having a bad day."The guy says, "Am I ever! To start, I woke up late for work. On my way to work I got in an accident. When I got to work I was four hours late, so the boss fired me. Then to top everything off...

A group of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! You need to use 'Big People' words,' she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend. I went...

Who said Scots Romance is dead! These are REAL ADS from the lonely-hearts column. Grossly overweight Buckie turf-cutter, 42 years old and 23 stone, Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American, for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own...

Problems. As some of you might be aware, i deal with the youth all the time. I have noticed many of them have family problems. How do you deal with family problems? How do they affect you? How do you respond?

By Tim Cocks in Baghdad August 26, 2008 06:44am http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24242621-401,00.html A TEENAGE Iraqi girl wearing a vest packed with explosives turned herself in rather than go through with a suicide bombing in a violence-torn city north of Baghdad, police and the US...

How do u take these vows?

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24222989-23109,00.html By Ilya Gridneff in Port Moresby, PNG August 22, 2008 10:47am A GROUP of women beat up a notorious bottom-pincher after he groped one of them in the street. The thrashing and a brief brawl took place in Buka, the capital of...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24212452-23109,00.html By staff writers August 20, 2008 02:46pm THE New Zealand city of Auckland has been brought to a standstill by topless women riding through a main street. Tens of thousands, mainly male, spectators flocked to downtown Auckland's...

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for  Social Security.  The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license  to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to...

check this out  :lmao: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Assyrian

Beauty   And a poet said, 'Speak to us of Beauty.' Where shall you seek beauty, and how shall you find her unless she herself be your way and your guide? And how shall you speak of her except she be the weaver of your speech? The aggrieved and the injured say, 'Beauty is kind and...

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Read this.....thought it was enlightening...... One day a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of showing his son how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family...

By Leah Fineran August 14, 2008 09:17am http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24179105-2,00.html THE weather may be frigid but the Gold Coast's lovestruck polar bears have turned up the heat at Sea World. Russian beauty Liya and Canadian romeo Nelson have become the hottest couple in town and...

How serious/clownish do you find yourself are you? Online: I believe i'm more clownish....but i can get very serious when i need to! I would say 70% Clown and 30% Serious. Real life: I think i'm just a bit more serious than i am clownish. I would say 55% serious, 45% clownish! How about u?

I saw this pic of Angelina Jolie in "Wanted". Doesn't she look like TG?

Breekha Bet Yaldokh brother! Alaha mazedlokh khobba o shlama!  :artist: :artist: :artist:

I came across this story, couldn't help but share! I think it is magnificent! We should all do it! The Small Tree I hired a plumber to help me restore an old farmhouse, and after he had just finished a rough first day on the job: a flat tire made him lose an hour of work, his electric drill...

By Lee Taylor August 04, 2008 12:12pm http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24124681-1702,00.html A BRITISH couple arrested in Dubai for having sex on a beach will face the harshest sentence after DNA tests reportedly proved they had 'full sex'. Michelle Palmer, 30, and Vince Acors, 34, will...

Teenager's torso found in suitcase August 01, 2008 07:52am http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24111246-401,00.html THE dismembered body of a 17-year-old British girl has been found in a suitcase and her Brazilian boyfriend arrested for her murder. The British embassy in Brazil named the...

Jerry is the manager of a restaurant in America. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would always reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" Many of the waiters at his restaurant quit their jobs when he...

Lady: Why do u like me? Why do u love me? Man : I can't tell the reason... But I really like u... Lady: U can't even tell me the reason... How can u say u like me? How can u say u love me? Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I love u. Lady: Proof ? No! I want u to tell me...

This is too cool! I know there must be a very logical answer to this, but so far can't figure it out. Can you?? This came to me from a guy who has two masters and one doctorate degree and was a former instructor at the Naval  Academy  and he couldn't figure out how it was done. So don't write...

From correspondents in London July 31, 2008 11:32am http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24106126-23109,00.html THE world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests toilet humour was as popular with the ancients as it is today. It is a saying of the Sumerians, who...

I was walking past this house and saw a split image of MJaY....I think it is him!

They were together in the House. Just the two of them. It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly Each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump. She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance.. ..andwished that he would take her in his arms, comfort...

So....this is me....I took the 18 question test! <img src="http://images.similarminds.com/leader/9.jpg"> <a href="http://similarminds.com/othertests.html">What Famous Leader Are You?</a>

Imagine yourself driving along on a wild stormy night.  You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1.  An old lady who is about to die. 2.  An old friend who once saved your life. 3.  The perfect man (or) woman you have been dreaming about. Which one would you...

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24076010-23109,00.html From correspondents in Wellington July 25, 2008 01:03pm A YOUNG girl embarrassed by her name - Talula Does the Hula from Hawaii - has won a new one from a family court judge in New Zealand. Family Court Judge Rob Murfitt, ruling in...

So, i just bought a guitar.... What's the best, free way of learning it?

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24075546-29277,00.html By Belinda Goldsmith July 25, 2008 10:32am YOUNG, single men are fed up with being typecast as immature, insensitive and sex-obsessed, according to a new survey showing the majority believe in having a soul mate, aren't scared of...

The Unknown I know not this feeling that has engulfed my emotion, It is new to me, a victim to it I be. I have been struck by a bus, though it hurts, ?tis like a healing lotion, For my spirit is now free. I find myself at crossroads, yet am bound to one direction, My mind beginning to erode...

So....This isn't about love between a couple....this is about love in general.... I want to pose a question to you all..... Isn't it much easier to love than to dislike? Doesn't it make the process of forgiveness so much easier and relief you from worries? And if you find it hard to...

From correspondents in New York July 23, 2008 07:44am http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24063935-23109,00.html A US-based Muslim group has stirred controversy in New York with its plan to launch in September a campaign promoting Islam in advertisements on the New York City subway. The...

Something for the lady-fans!!  :mrgreen: http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,26278,24059254-7485,00.html July 22, 2008 12:22pm BATMAN actor Christian Bale is to be quizzed by police after being accused of assault by his own mother and sister. Police allowed Bale to attend the UK...

I wish you happiness and peace for the many years ahead. May the Lord give you all that you desire. :artist: :artist: :artist: :artist: :artist: :artist: :artist: :artist: :artist: :artist: :artist: :artist: :artist: :artist: :artist: :artist: :artist: :artist: HAPPY BIRTHDAY hope this...

http://www.news.com.au/technology/story/0,25642,23994346-5016091,00.html FINDING a new mobile phone plan can be confusing at best ? and when combined with the hype of Apple's iPhone, the mission can seem impossible. Consider the secrecy each carrier has surrounding its prices. Vodafone was the...

Sheep killed in truck roll http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23992734-29277,00.html HUNDREDS of sheep were killed or had to be put down when the truck carrying them hit a bridge and overturned this morning. The driver lost control after hitting a kangaroo on the Barrier highway about 1km...

By Tamara McLean July 08, 2008 01:29pm http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23987882-29277,00.html A BABY'S smile gives a new mother a high like a drug hit and is equally addictive, a study of the female brain shows. Neural scans on women help explain the extremely strong bond between mother...

Went 2 the cinemas yesterday and watched Hancock..... just like any other superhero movie....but i gotta say....that Charlize Theron knows how 2 push my buttons! Two points i got from the storyline 1. love can sometimes make us weak..... 2. If we truely love someone, sometimes we have to...

In a beautiful city, lies a cultured suburb with a great restaurant... First arrival: ME 6.30pm (no one told me that it had been changed, i looked like a fool downing a Heiniken while doing some paperwork!) Second Arrival: Eddie @ approx 7.00pm. (no one told him either and he said he...

So you have the choice of face, legs, boobs,butt. You can only choose 2. Explain. For me, It would have to be face and butt....all the rest can be average...  :mrgreen:

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So, i watched this on Monday and thought it was great! Anne Hathaway is so seksi sometimes!

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Bill meets Doug shopping at the mall and sees he has a small gift-wrapped box in his hand. "It's my wife's birthday tomorrow." Doug said. "Last week I asked her what she wanted for her birthday." "And?" Bill asked. "Well, she said, 'Oh, I don't know, just give me something with diamonds on...

Philosophy of a Lazy Wife I don't do windows because ... I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt. I don't wax floors because ... I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.) I don't mind the dust bunnies...

This is soooo cooool http://www.nike.com/nikeos/p/nikefootball/en__EMEA/

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So, 2moro, Friday and half of Saturday i'll be in Adelaide....for work...  :clap: :clap: :clap: I'll be catchin up with all my friends from last year  :clap: :clap: :wavetowel: :wavetowel:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25198066/ updated 5:32 p.m. ET June 16, 2008 ROME - An Italian man was arrested on suspicion of kidnapping his ex-girlfriend from a pub, taking her home and forcing her to iron his clothes and wash the dishes, police said Monday. The 43-year-old man dragged the...

http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/spain/barcas-big-guns-can-leave-121146/ Ronaldinho, Deco and Samuel Eto'o have all moved a step closer to the Nou Camp exit door after new Barcelona coach Pep Guardiola revealed the star trio are not part of his plans for next season. All three players were...

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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23876685-23109,00.html From correspondents in Windsor June 17, 2008 08:01am PRINCE William, wearing an ostrich plumed hat and velvet robes, has been made a Royal Knight of the Garter in a ceremony full of regal pomp. The Prince, second in line to the...

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http://theworldgame.sbs.com.au/english-premier-league/scolari-new-chelsea-boss-120699/ What do u guyz think? Will he do well with them?

Go Germany! I hope they can kick some Croatian butt....I don't like Croatia, stupid team! I'm predicting 2 - 1 Germany!