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There is this man at my work who is like at least 60 years old, and he must be the creepiest old man ever. He'll come up to me and talk about wh ores and drinking and how guys like to take advantage of young girls lol, so weird. So anyways, he comes up to me like 4 minutes ago and he's talking...

So my mom & dad are out cherkhoocheh while I sit here with no food to eat. I think once you hit 10 parents stop caring about you, if anyones family is looking to adopt please let me know. I only have one criteria that needs to be met: Food is always readily available. Thank you.

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Is it entirely impossible to have one at the age of 20?

How powerful do you think they are?

are cold :(

I can't remember if this was posted before, but its sorta funny... Lessons Your Parents Taught You! Here are a few key things that your parents taught you! Granted, most of you will say that you learned these things all on your own - but I can promise you that your parents had a hand in there...

10 STEPS TOWARDS A SUCCESSFUL JOB INTERVIEW 10. Awkward silence is always better than: "OMG, you're daughter is fuckin SMOKIN'!!". 9. Trying to stir up outrage over the "reverse racism" at the Chinese buffet isn't going to get you anywhere, no matter how many letters you write. 8. Two beers...

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for...

Inspired by my conversation with Natasha, don't you guys feel so good after you've done your eyebrows? I don't know about everyone else but the pain feels so good :blink:

Hi, if you work in the legal field anywhere in Ontario pls reply. Thanks

Doctor, Dentist, Hooker, Bum?? Tell us what you aspire to be!!

This is SO fun, check it out! Criminal Country Let's start our own Assyrian Clan! :) Don't worry about submitting your real e-mail address, they don't send you anything anyways.

Work-related vent: Sometimes when people have bad credit or no credit and they come to activate a phone, they're required to submit a security deposit. Sometimes its $50, sometimes it may be more. On December 26 I took a $200 cash deposit from a customer. I put it in a safe place in one of the...

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SO I'm getting my nails done yesterday when I see a bottle of nail polish...immediately reminded me of Kevin:

I was trying to narrow down my choices for a major. Right now my top 2 choices are Philosophy under the humanities, and Poli Sci. under Social Sciences. I have applied for the following ones at different schools: U of T Philosophy & Religion Law & Deviance Mac Philosophy Political Science...

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I wanted to say one big general goodbye to everyone. My finals start this week and I cannot afford to be distracted by AVN or MSN or anything for that matter. Goodluck to everyone who has finals this week. Study, Study, Study!! :mrgreen:

As the title suggests, I'm wondering how many you have blocked on your MSN, AIM, ICQ whatever the hell you use. I have 1 right now. I don't even bother blocking and unblocking people..I just block and delete them in one shot.

Whos is your favourite DJ, doesn't matter what genre they spin. Mine is Satoshi Tomiie...My favourite song Up in Flames, and his first ever collaboration with Frankie Knuckles "Tears". Check him out: http://www.satoshitomiie.com/

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1 BeLLaMaFIa 2 AssyrianPrince21 3 lilshushu 4 Assy Gal 5 thirstyninos 6 atourina 7 DetroitKing 8 ASHOOR 9 shoemaker 10 BuNzZz You guys all need a *new* hobby :p

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Justices Weigh Parental Notification Law WASHINGTON - The Supreme Court wrestled Wednesday with how to handle a New Hampshire law that requires a parent be told before a daughter ends her pregnancy, an emotional showdown in the court's first abortion rights case in five years. New Chief...

I loveeee this movie! Denzels character is such a prick, but at the same time he's so gangsta lol Annnnnyways if you havent seen it, check it out!

Aries: A social event could bring you into contact with a very intense and fascinating person in an intriguing profession, dear Aries. You might find this person very charming and sexy, so if you aren't currently involved romantically, there could be potential here! If nothing else, however...

Bush defends Iraq strategy amid calls for pullout CTV.ca News Staff U.S. President George Bush went on the offensive today, delivering the first of several speeches in a bid to show the country he has a clear strategy for victory in Iraq. Speaking at the U.S. Naval Academy in Maryland, Bush...

Court lifts all restrictions on Karla Homolka CTV.ca News Staff A Quebec judge has struck down all 14 court-imposed conditions on convicted schoolgirl killer Karla Homolka after her release from prison. All of the restrictions that were imposed under Section 810.2 of the Criminal Code have...

Heyyy I have to complete a career portfolio and I have NO idea what to include it..I'm so stuck I need some ideas. This is basically a tool to help sell myself in interviews, not that I would ever use it, but it's worth 40% of my grade in this stupid useless class. Anyone have any ideas on...

Does anyone know where I can find the proper format for a letter of refernce?? Berry Important..thanks in advance :)

This weekend me, Saggie, Alina, Rommel, and Joe are going on a road trip to our nations capital OTTAWA!! I'm so excited, so I thought I'd share... :mrgreen:

:biggrin: Assyro Donations are now being accepted by myself. Since there are so many games where Assyro's are necessary, I feel as though I should post-wh0re for them now. So bring on the Assyr0's! Please :blush:

This post is meant for EVERYONE to post their pic and one piece of information about themselves. This way we get to know everyone on here :) Yalla proceed...first person to do so gets 100 assyro's!

I absolutely HATE working in groups for the following reasons: 1. Everyone gets the same mark 2. Everyone gets the same mark even though usually only 1 or 2 people do all the work 3. Everyone except 1 or 2 people slack 4. It's so hard to co-ordinate times and meeting places with people 5. I...

shoemaker says: hahahah shoemaker says: this is being recorded ŋorA - It's too easy! says: omg are you serioud shoemaker says: hi ŋorA - It's too easy! says: i dont have 5000 assyros ŋorA - It's too easy! says: i can't afford u shoemaker says: its ok shoemaker says: we can work something out...

What dangers of cloning worry you the most? What aspects of cloning offer the most potential? Should cloning be banned? Cloning of animals? of plants? people? Anyone care to share?

Not that I'm in a rush to get engaged or anything...I just like rings so enjoy ladies:

iPod porn pains parents, employers November 16, 2005, 4:00 AM PT By Eric J. Sinrod Adult-oriented content historically has been at the leading edge of various types of technological development, from the early days of photography, to home video players, to content available on the Internet...

Want the slap the life out of people. Like seriously don't go into the history and politics forum. You read the most inane bullsh!t ever written. :2guns: :mrgreen:

Guys I cut my hair and I'm sad. I took like 3 inches off and it's just not the same :( :( What can I do to make it grow back faster?

This past summer I went to a friends condo which was right beside the CN tower..so me and my cousins decided we would pre-drink there and then cab it to a club since they're so close by. So I had a couple drinks there got a nice buzz, but by the time we head out its almost 1 am. We get to the...

Im sittin here eating Reese Peanut Butter Puffs and they are damn good, so Im wonderin what ur fave cereal is...and yea I know its been posted b4

what?

Joe so I can save him

What would u rather see?

Back in the days there were some AVN couples...who lasted?? And if no one did, why? And are there any new couples? I know me and Joe are bout to start cyber dating soon, so I'm curious bout you all!

Hey Everyone, There is a Toronto gathering scheduled for Sunday November 20th 2005 at 7pm SHARP. We will be meeting at Dave & Busters in Woodbridge. The address is: 120 Interchange Way (Vaughan,Ontario) (905) 760-7600 Starting monday I'm going to start compiling a list of all people who...

Hey Everyone, I know this place is absolutely flooded with posts about the party Saturday, but I had to make one more (there are too many I d idn't know which to reply to!) First of all I'd like to congratulate Andy & Anki and the rest of their crew for throwing such an amazing party. You...

My puppy Porsche...She turns 3 years old today. I remember when I brought her home she was just 6 weeks old. My how fast they grow :crybaby:

Hey People, Anyone in the Mississauga area looking for a job, let me know. We've got a couple spots opening for the holiday season. If you're interested let me know. IT's for Rogers Wireless as a sales agent.

Teacher accused of sexist, racist remarks No one free from his alleged insults Tribunal to rule in `outrageous' case LOUISE BROWN EDUCATION REPORTER From praising Osama bin Laden and calling the Holocaust an "exaggeration" to telling students he'd like to have sex with their mothers, a...

It's for a survey I'm conducting on...umm..something.

Can he make it to a Benz from a Datsun based on the ambition in his eyes. TO

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Suicide becomes an option when viewing sh!t on the forums. Now its your turn!

As an online community, it is safe to say that many of you have met people you have gotten along with and others that you have not. I would LOVE if some of you would help out and answer the following questions dealing with interaction between people online & in the 'real' world. A) Have you...

Alright so the NOPD, beat the living life out of this 64 year old man. They claimed he was "publicly intoxicated". I think its just pure BS. The man was lying in a pool of his own blood. At 64 years old it doesn't take 5 friggin officers to get a pair of 'cuffs on you. So if you've seen the...

Haven't been around for a minute, just checkin in. I see a lot of new sh!t, too much for me to care about. Take it easy and all that great stuff.