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ashoor, you are putting too much emphasis in the past and over analyzing the players and making comparisons to other world clubs, as Bani explained past qualifiers, you should know Brazil is like an infection, it can flare out of control and if they aren’t neutralized early enough, it’s over.

Are you Assyrian ?

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-Oz7HsxaTA/?igsh=N2phM245ZHpqczVt

Him and Samira have been avoiding you that’s why .

Do we have an Assyrian community down in Las Vegas ?

Aww ofcourse min eynee … CHOOM PIMMOKHON.

He wasn’t crying for the sake of his records, he cried because he missed a massive god given opportunity to advance his country since there was little time left. When he scored the PK goal he was apologizing for his earlier missed Opportunity. I really hope he doesn’t retire from international...

When intelligence agencies search up “ASSYRIAN” on the database to understand our perspective of politics and so on they will say these people haven’t changed since 609 BC.

Peter always had the talent, proud you bro !!

lol I had that name since forever comes from Johnny keepa ya know reesha d keepa.. J-ROK not really after anyone lol

You just made it easier for Mossad to locate you.

I look like J-ROK

What precautionary tale ? HE LOST HIS EYE !! Omg ..

I can’t believe Mar Mari lost his eye ..I thought there was no life altering injuries. I’m devastated man.

Argh .. I tried to delete this post but ashur disabled the option.. nothing against lesbians.. sending love and kisses down under to my friends in Australia.. be careful with scissors.. 1969 is your lucky number for lottery.. much love Johnny

There’s no shame in asking for help buddy, how many times did I tell you that it was never your fault about what happened to those Kuwaiti ducks? Ur in a dark place man.

1 Corinthians 13

Yea that was too much. I have a lawyer on retainer just in case.

You know Mar Mari been to Israel? How’s samira btw ?

Most importantly, he doesnt preach with ego or as someone of high authority, he preaches with love and about love.

Meelis Zaia (I refuse to attach the title of “Mar” next to his name) embodies all the traits of a man possessed by lucifer. 1.. anger..2 jealousy 3..politically and financially motivated threats and this is just to name a few. Meelis cherry picks the most innocent thing Mar Mari says about...

Mar Mari put Assyrians back on the world map, I’ve had so many people who know I’m Assyrian reach out to me about Mar Mari. Despite our toxic ways and our bad reputation, the entire world is paying attention to Mar Mari, watching his sermons. The most popular and revered warrior of Jesus Christ...

At this rate some one will be crying after orgasms

We’re finally gonna be able to see him play live in Toronto.

You would be my number one customer haymin. If it wouldn’t work u wouldn’t have replied to this post

My oh my !! Can’t imagine how much money id make by starting up an Assyrian argument hotline for anyone who’s in the mood for an argument 1-800-TA-PALSHIKH

Another early exit for the leafs this season.

I’m just kidding.. take it easy..

Symptoms of excessive whale sperm consumption has been detected coming from Darwin.

🤷‍♂️ just saying.

Yea see ? He’s pure assyrian at heart he’s not worried about palestine . Now that’s a true assyrian

https://srilanka.factcrescendo.com/english/blue-whales-sperm-is-not-the-reason-for-saltiness-of-sea-water/

Bani still won’t swim in the ocean because of whale sperm. He thinks he’s gonna get pregnant.

i know a few people who would roll a big fat joint get high out of their minds while preaching ashurisim.. these same people can’t even read and write in Assyrian and won’t go fight for our people back home.. maybe we should grow weed in ankawa..

I’m sorry guys, Messi was 34 walking around processing information all he needs is one touch to get going, he’s made mesmerizing passes, done some amazing things and this whole Argentine team was built around him. He didn’t fail his country. Cristiano lost his speed and Portugal betrayed him...

I wonder if Qatar will lift all Covid restrictions for people travelling to the World Cup.

Do you know the story of Alalu? Who was the king of nibiru who got strong armed out of his position by king Anu, so Alalu left flees nibiru and comes to earth to mine for gold to save his planet and to save face. He found gold and reached out to Anu to set up an operation on earth as long as Anu...

U got lucky

The day before Portugal played hungry Ronaldo sat down at a press conference saw two Coca Cola bottles and took them off the table in disgust and said “drink water!” Coca Cola’s market value dropped by 4 billion!! The next day Ronaldo goes on to score two goals the second one being such a...

He’s ranked number 3 in the world , ou kha libba sipya itleh, the whole world fell in love with him in the last match , even Elon musk. This is how a true Assyrian should be.

Let’s go Benny !! He dominated tonight!

That’s too bad, it’s one of the most entertaining sports in the world, I’ve always loved ufc , gotta respect how much time these men and women put in to master multiple fighting disciplines. Even hockey players these days use mma when they fight.

Our Assyrian warrior Benny is matched up against Tony Ferguson on may 15th. This is the same Tony who was the lightweight intern champion who was supposed to fight undefeated champ khabib Nurmagomedov 5 times and all matches had to be canceled. Khabib was lucky. Tony is known for having the...

Ash bro garrincha was better then pele , maradona was better then both. I don’t care about stats, Diego was the greatest the world will ever see. Pele was from another galaxy but maradona was from another universe.

Neymar played like Pirlo in this game. Unbelievable.

Hey Ed, hope life is treating you well . Since 2008 I left the bodybuilding Game and gave my life back to hockey. I work out and train specifically for hockey so I let go of aesthetics lol. Yes I still have abs but I’m not ripped like before. Because of Covid there’s no hockey lately so I’m...

Ashoor, how do you feel about your Brazilian GINGA master being the most expensive player in the world? Do you think he will start challenging messi and ronaldo for the ballon d or and maybe win a few himself? he had to leave messi's shadow I believe

For the life of me I can't help it, I was born with it, I should have taken up martial arts so I could break bricks with my head, but I chose hockey, I play the game with an open mind, but once I take my equipment off, I'm reesha d keepa all over again. I'm so stubborn I need an intervention. Hehe.

I know you guys exist, where are you ? Please come out !

You decide .. https://vid.me/jyfZ Some cristiano step overs .. https://vid.me/Majz

stole this idea from Bruce lee .. https://vid.me/8voX

I'm looking for sponsors from Assyrians in jonkoping Sweden, I'll be comming from Canada to work out and train on the ice to prepare for a try out with HV71 in the Swedish elite league. I could use as much help possible from my people.

https://vid.me/QMzm

Anybody ?

https://vid.me/W0XO

What's yours ??

LETS MAKE ASSYRIANVOICE GREAT AGAIN !!!

Flakes out , Confidence in !! HEAD AND SHOULDERS .

When you are not the biggest person but others know how big your heart is when they walk behind you into a WAR.. Or u know ur an arya when Ron McLean loves the way you play ! Being a professional athlete is not just about playing but how hard you work when you are not playing

You gotta smile through all your hardships, follow your heart, stay true to yourself and never seek acceptance from anyone because you accept yourself.. BELIEVE !!

if you are from toronto and have a child involved in hockey or know any young assyrian involved in the game , i am a skills coach and instructor based out of etobicoke and if your child is serious about hockey and has dreams of playing in the NHL i can guide them and show them the way..messege...

I did and I felt the glory jenan sawa and sargon Gabriel felt in the 1970s ...Unfortunately I didn't like womanizer ghost that possessed both sawa and Gabriel still to this day. He's such a gawad that ghost. God bless u all. Merry Christmas.

To all the people in the Toronto area come check out your Assyrian brothers on the ice at Friday nights 11 pm at the pavallion arena Richmond hill . The group consists of two teams black and white they play a best of 7 series things get heated there's alot of fights big hits and some nice goals !!!

Everyone needs to take a break from life and go retro !!

this legend dropped by to say hello.

i dont know whos balls i should be hanging on too this world cup.. iraq is not there.. canada will never make the world cup.. i dont like italy anymore (used to live there) and brazil has no balls because ashoor ripped them off like an apple tree...(just kiddin) but i do like maradonna and...

hey hey hey hey baby... let me holla.. im hypnotized.. are those double d's?? does ya bootay look this good without them jeans?? clothes decievin... so baby just take em off let me hear ya scream when we gettin off... ya know it turns me on.. im assyrian got the sex drive from outta space like...

its my birthday its my birthday we gonn party like its my birthday.... wait...it is my birthday.... shawty we gonna tear it coz its j-roks birthday!!! :bigarmhug: :bigarmhug: :bigarmhug: :bigarmhug:

pretty soon we getting itampons :lmao: http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/01/27/apple.ipad.reaction/index.html

did you guys hear about the aanf takling about making the convneiton on a cruise ship this year? people are expected to meet up at the ports in portugal and the ship will be going the medditerian route. they even talked about how hot blooded we are that we have to destroy the convention hotels...

goregous weather up here to all my fellow canadians.. happy freezing.  :shades:

how many times do i have to tell ya im trying to make a living and to support ya so you dont have to spend a dime i go through hell inside all the time id put up a smile on my face like its all good but you never took the time so you never understood how many arguments did we have to go through...

I was sleeping having a nightmare that the world was ending and I was late for work mom banged on my door soo loud I was like Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! Like a horror flick I got off my bed in my boxers with my arms out of my shirt sleeves I dunno wat I do wen I sleep but I was all tangled up I go...

04.04.09  :shades:

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Tried growing a gotee to help me get through without being asked for id but it doesn't seem to work without facial hair I can't manage to enter the porn shop so I'll try al Qaeda beards

I don't understand this flippin madness. It's meant for Americans yet theese gay canadians jump ship and go crazy over an American sport. Speaking of bending over like a raggae music video we don't have a NFL team in Canada but when krispy kreme expanded north of the border canadians went on a...

going to visit my uncle soon just wondering if there are any avners from melbourne i will be in sydney also  :razz: salem.. im gonna knock on your door buddy.

My fellow descendants of Nineveh and Babylon, I have come forth today before all of you because of this whole "Chaldean,Assyrian" fiasco. With all this Obamapalooza happening this past week, i have been inspired passionately. Today, my fellow Assyrians and Chaldeans.. I have a dream. I have...

I've been going to this gym for years now and I've never used a lock because I don't carry much with me but clean clothes towell and some shampoo soap etc this afternoon after I was done my work out I'm all sweaty thinking yaaaaa fresh boxers!! And I figured some mofo stole my boxers then I had...

kmara kma aqlateh itleh?

Can you dance belaty to amy winehouse song called rehab? I swear I tried and it works but just shuffle the lyrics They tried to make me eat pacha but I said no no no Yes  I was born in Iraq but it's gross gross gross

theese videos are from last summer before i went off to training camp a bunch of friends called me over to skate with them, great group of guys they are not professionals they just play the game for fun. i was taking it easy on theese guys lol.more vids to come soon!! some speed in this vid...

kids hanging out by the washroom again i actually tripped on a towell they put on the floor because they flooded up the toilets lol. when were dancing khigga i see a couple kids in the middle of the dance floor sliding on their chests one kid actually got kicked in the face coz he came too close...

And a game used Thomas kaberle stick up for raffle at my pub Friday night Crosby wore the jersy during winter classic last year and kaba played with that warrior stick against Philly. Jersy is worth thousands but thanks to loyal customers at the Markland pub we were able to obtain it to raise...

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/081203/...d_wrong_victims Gunman picks poor choices in Alaska robbery try By The Associated Press ADVERTISEMENT ANCHORAGE, Alaska - This robber chose the wrong victims. Police say Benjamin Galdo, an Alaska commercial fisherman, and Kyle Dickerson-Lockwood...

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everyone has something that drives them to become who they are today. what drives you in life? do you take all the bad expereinces you've had in life and try to learn from them? or do you do something you love to do and when you do it, you forget all your troubles like an escape? it takes some...

anyone here have a good program to rip DVD to iPod touch ? Free chicken wings and beer !!

i have a hall downstairs at the pub gonna get a dj.. everyone from avn is welcome the booze will flow the beats will go boom boom... let me know if you are intrested!!!!

i feel like grabbing this guy and going jihad on his face but i dont want to go to jail. he said assyrians dont exist and after i explained to him 100 times he still doesnt get it.

I can't stand my self coz I am extremely superstitious I have a training camp in pittsburgh and I havnt shaved in 3 weeks because I feel if I shave all my hard work will go down the drain. I would pass for a suicide bomber @ the momment. anyone?

hes looking for a wife.. his name is bookie jr... nick name is boojeeboo or boojay..hes very affictionate loves to cuddle and go for long walks. hes a smart guy he will blow you away with his tricks.. heres a picture for starters.. [attachment deleted by admin]

anoyone??

who would u punch?? and how hard??

luke "the human eraser" schenn has been drafted by the toronto maples 5th overall. they made some trades to get this guy. heres to your future superstar you have your own phaneuf now.cheers!!

written and composed by jay rakk. i meet a garl she was vary na-yiss she say geeve me yar nambar pleeze i say no no u laff lyke chayneez u laff lyke chayneeze u laff lyke chineeze she geet vary maad she sik-reem vary bad she say you haff no seetanzinshep go bak to eeraq i say no me no go! she...

heya guys.. i have been offerd contracts from few professional hockey teams in the states one is in michigan (battle creek) wich is by grand rapids in the mid atlantic hockey league.. one is in phoenix arizona east coast hockey league. my agent has been sending out my resumes to teams all...

well i was browsing through this fourms and i came across this topic about what songs you grew up listening to and i rememberd the jinan sawa "chookhee chookhee" days and i was thinking about bring back that mustache in style. i know jinan still rocks it till this day. all i know is eating and...

but the detroit red wings are the stanley cup champs and nik lidstorm is the first euro captian o hoist the cup. anyways.. this topic is open for discussion....

I became a  prisoner at assyrianvoice 's guantanamo bay. I am now released and  free to post again.  I was put in a fenced  cell beside  a jilweta she she wanted seekiss from me through the fence I said to her " no its eba " then she was hurt she kept trying to throw her things at me but she was...

im just comming off a knee injury that happend 4 months ago during a hockey game i got tripped from behind fell knee first and tore the PCL in my left knee. had to take some time off and now that im pain free im working out at www.beyondthenextlevel.com well my trainers make me do squats till...

with the people next door... is there a diffrent way you can settle things besides just grabbing them by the collar and giving them a head butt on the face and splitting their face into two? its very tempting but im glad im taking a step twoards this "koombaya" kinda lifestyle.

i recently got this phone and im wondering if anyone has software eg..games..applications.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ywv_JCyolU this guy is funny man lol. GLOVELY!!! nice try nogoalov. classic man.

for weddings bridal parties ( i want to be the only man there) birthday parties.. etc.. i saw faris eshos advertisment on avn and i got a little jelous. but here is a sample of one of my songs.. ill take u in the mountian ill show u my chest hair then ill take u back to ur village and meet...

florida gulf coast univirsity.. i have been invited as a "prospective" player so i have no doubt ill crack this roster for sure after all its college hockey equivilant to the ohl. in order to play i have to attend classes and maintian good marks. lol. if you guys had a choice would u play...

eastern... vinny lecavilair western conf.. jerome iginla  :clap:

*plays guitar* baby i wish (whisperd) i was ashur bet sargis in his prime.. id be nailing you and your mom at the same time... baby i wish.. i had jinan sawas simbeleh... then ill dip it in chocolate syrup and paint ur body when its bleleh.. BABY I WISH..... (SCREAMS) i dont get bald...

before i start my dear females i want you to close your eyes and wave your lighters in the air * playing guitar * Oooooooooohhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i bought her flowers yaaaaaaaah because i knew i was bad only from her point of view my opinion is something i never had she said...

i am proud to present you jerome iginla. he is stating why he should be a future hall of famer by tearing up the nhl in goals trailing only kovalchuk and ovechkin. helping his team turn things around. he knows a stanley cup would complete his resume and with how the team is playing now looking...

who didnt get a ps3. when u pay 499 for an 80 gb sony ps3 ur paying for quality and a brand name that doesnt dissapoint you. ive had xbox for a long time and it doesnt compare to sony. i recently picked up a ps3 and i never been soo much in love.. i reccomand ps3 over xbox 360 and wii. never...

crosby drops the gloves gaborik has a 6 point game (5 goals 1 assist) shit thats rare.

but look at the turnaround lol go flames go!! http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/news_story/?ID=225548&hubname=nhl

http://www.tcclinic.com/hymen-restoration-toronto.php :welcome3:

f u c k i n g P A T H E T I C!!!

http://mccabesucks.com/

the way to go is 4 guys on defence mode and one attacker. if this system can beat the best team in the league then they have to work really hard just the way they did yesterday to keep it going. mccabe played to his potential today and kept things simple by not trying to be "pretty" i hope he...

bryan mccabe is being paid 5 million something a year by the leafs.. he now has 1 goal and 1 assist AGIANST the leafs. do u smell what kurdistan is cookin?

how do u explain loosing to the worst team in the nhl with their back up goalie for 60 minutes?  :bangin: :bangin: :bangin: :bangin: :bangin: :bangin: :bangin:

http://www.fayobserver.com/article?id=274704 look for john patris. im killing them.

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/news_story/?ID=220161&hubname= i hope to god jason blake will be ok and stay healthy. now he has more of an ispiration to bring a cup to toronto with mats.

i wanna share with you my journey... i left canada almost 2 months ago to achive my lifelong dream of becoming a professional hockey player. i went to minniapolis for a conditioning camp with pros from all over the world including europe. i slept on a bunk bed and i fell off 2 times trying to...

there will be 2 nhl games in london uk on sept 29th and another date im not sure of. if you want to experience a live nhl hockey game now is your chance to witness the fastest and toughest game on earth. i would love to hear your input on the game of ice hockey :shades: its the anahiem ducks...

those who wear soo much make up that they end up looking like bozo the clown those who are sooooooo f-in ugly yet they think they are goregous.. for example i stoped to ask this girl for directions coz i was lost in phoenix.. she gave me attidude for some odd reason then i had to remind her...

mannnnnn u guys gotta see this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT9eOWOeuUA

since you guys are running 90 mins non stop on the pitch.. you are putting strain to your knees. if you bend down like a squat and u feel some pain at the back of your knees (opposite side of front knee) is that joint pain or ligament pain?

for the guys : do u have a theme song when u shave?? girls : do you have a theme song when u shave your legs? when i bust out my my mach 100000 and as i apply my shaving gel i have a theme song that i dance to while i shave sexyback in assyrian..but mixed with my own lyrics ana mayin...

do u think its safe to fly tomorow? kheena its sept 11 and im supposed to stop in new york for a transfer to toronto. if i die.. i just wanna say i love ya all lol.

so i was crusin with my cousin in the streets of phoenix.. and i told him to take me to a mexican joint to try some original mexican food coz all i had was taco bell.. and it turned out to be the biggest mistake of my life.. now i feel soo sick i was vomiting at circle k people were asking me if...

is impossible. i felt like i was about to faint from the heat. how do people jog here?

just saying whats up from training camp in minnisota!! :2hearts:

to any girl who can dance like beyonce. blast the music and dance on cam and put on a show. show the world the sexiness of assyria.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E34O5CQ_-1M&mode=related&search= :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

half goat half human hes a down a.ss gangsta faun. damn them faun chicks. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YY5sXl6d_M

everyone discuss.  just dont ask me.

nashee e qatlee nasheh.

asian cup champions representing a country that assyrians come from. too bad theres no assyrians on the team but hopefuly there will be come next world cup. this is a huge step for a cuntry that is suffering. imagine the soccer federtion in iraq wasnt run by oday iraq could have been one of the...

shoq khadoota haweh gu libbokhon ou kha khayoota mleeta m khooba shoq aqla d' koot sareetoon sharya plakha. my parayer of the day.

haifa haifa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!b :2hearts: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-Sjq2Im1rE&mode=related&search=

hey guys u know alina is a dyke?

selawa  :loool: http://youtube.com/watch?v=vYNlatiaxx8

only if he kept zedno chara the outcome would have been diffrent. so i guess this left him singing "zedno zedno keeleeeee zedno zedno keele?? aqlato yareekheh slap shots deeyo kheelaneh zedno zedno keele?" forget zayno.

since lovemoon has been complaing about men i thought id drop by and say women cant drive. i saw one lady today driving with her seat belt stuck in the door and when the cop pulls her over i could read her lips all swearing "**** **** ****" everyday my mom comes home with a dent on her car...

my dog bookie is almost 7 months now hes still a puppy and this is when his hormones kick in kheena hes humping everything in sight.. my sister wants to get him fixed but im not letting mainly because if u cut off his balls he would be a sissy. i mean its normal for a dog humping everything in...

ladies and gents its my bday today im 26 and i still get id at bars and clubs. i still cant buy a pack of ciggrettes or rent a porno flick hahaha. my bench press went up by 50 pounds then i was at 25 and i get more panties now that i could make a panty salad. my g/f might kill me for this but...

LORD STANLEY

ryan smyth gets traded because of a 300,000 deficit. he asks for 5.7 and k-lowe offers 5.4 million.. gets super emotional at the press conference and cries, meanwhile bryan mcabe on the other hand is making 6 million for being the lousiest defenceman ive ever seen.  :lmao: :lmao:

im going to start taking up yoga classes soon i want to expereince the wonderful life of flexibility to help me with hockey and working out. anyone here done yoga b4?? please tell me about it.

is the next ron hextall. goes for biron.. beats the life outta him then fights another sabre player at the same time. props!!!

im surprised i got out of work early today its time to sit back and sip on brandy and take it easy and think out loud in this post. havnt done this for a long time so i have some time to kill right now. superbowl?? ill be honest man im not the greatest football fan or player.. infact i remember...

well i was watching the all star game at my bar while i was working and i wasnt totally impressed with it. ovechkin and crosby were skating around like they had a spell casted on them. ovechkin couldnt handle the puck at all and crosby could barley open the game and create oppertunities. once...

leafs might as well play a game with 3 forwards and no defence.. their d was invisible all day today.  :imsorry:

i heard that before england won the world cup in 1966 they played a friendly match with iraq.. and that iraqi team happend tobe full of assyrians back then including amo baba or some assyrian football ledgends i duno who to be exact.. but they beat the english team that year. and it was the same...

now this is the next best captian since the yzerman days. he fights for his team he carrys them on his shoulder and PRODUCES!!! hes third in  the nhl scoring race. maybe if iginla decides to give one of his ass hairs for sundin to keep in his pocket at all times he might bring you guys a cup. ...

well im sick of pub food. i never eat at work i always wait till i get home and eat whatever my mom cooks. i know im a fob coz i eat hamburgers without mayo mustard or ketchup.. i eat it with umba!! i duno if u guys know what umba is but back home they ate it with everything and anything. one...

id hire ashoor to be vice president to replace tariq aziz. knowing my boy ashoor he spends soo much time on the computer his eyes will weaken and his glasses will thicken. grow a grey mustache and hes set!! id bring blockbuster to iraq!! i love movies!! my nation will love movies too.. if they...

im off to new york tomorow!!!  :wavetowel: godamnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn im gonna get soo drunk!!! happy new years everyone!!! wherever u go always remember to do 1 shot for j-rok.

ive been very busy with work and by the time i get home theese days im dead tired so i havnt had the chance to post unless its an argument about hockey on the sports section lol. well i just wanted to say i hope you all get laid for christmas most of you guys need it. i hope you have a wonderful...

i miss all my biznatches on avn!!!! even tho i think im the shet and im the bestest of the best and the best there ever will be i still have some heart to tell ya all i miss ya!!!! but at the end of the day u are my biznatches and ill whip ya all with a chamcha d riza. mwah mwah love ya all...

when the best and greatest hockey market in the world hands you a "c" for captiancy you become the poster boy of the greatest hockey city in the world and of course you get bundles of cash.. but thats all you get. its b4 toronto gives you the "c" they say heres the c... enjoy your fame enjoy...

anyone giong out to watch it? jay leno was interviwing borat today and asked him if hes making any movies at the momment he said no.. his country borrowed his camera to make kill the jew part 2. :lmao:

its ashoors birthday today!!!! happy birthday bro lol. best of luck. sorry had to make a seperate post just for you.

theres a korean guy whos wife went missing 2 days ago. he owns a convenince store across from my pub in the same plaza and hes a realy good friend of mine. everyone is assuming his wife has been kidnapped shes all over the news and news papers.. poor guy had to close down his store because his...

if you guys want good food and beer i got it all come try my famous wings and burgers for the leafs first game of the season!!! if ur a true leaf fan come in with your jersy get drunk and cheer for your team!!  :welcome3:

if i feel like pasta id just subsititue noodles for cabbage.. id chop the cabbage length wise and thin like tey are noodles boil them mix some alredo and marinara sauce and some chicken on top.. viola!!!! thats a low carb diet baby lol. you should all try it.

rqoodoon rqoodon kha rqadta.. (dance, dance one dance) in aqlokhon kema plakha (if your le stats working..) rootoon rootoon kha pokha meeyanta (fart fart one wet fart) in jinan sawa le qam makhibla (if jinan sawa didnt like it) oop awen he marit kha meeyanta (even him he farts a wet one) in...

id always go to picnics for the sandwich tickets.. id take my ticket and stand infront of the line for my kabob and yell out "i want a sandwich with a T baby!!" i duno man but u know assyrians are soo hard headed they had a lil meeting and the president of assyrian aid society said "no its not...

my sister pissed her off today and she yells out "choom pimmakh!!! tara b chalpanakh chlapa ou malyanakh b milkha d gawaweeeeeeeeeed!!!"

its been my routine for the past month waking up early hitting up the cardio machines on an empty stomache for 40 mins the id have a protien shake eat alot of food and return to the gm by 7 pm.. do some free weights... 5 times a week... seems to be payin off. anyone try this b4/?

some of you are hairy some of you are fat some of you just forget to wax ur ass crackk.. but its okay all those hairs are like a filter they filter your wind like purified water so when u pass gas it doesnt smell as bad so ladies i hope ya all follow up to this new fad i love you all *mwah...

your all gangsta miss you all i had fun.. shoqina hatkha qreeta ou khleeta  :shades:

ana e bayinakh mikh d eewat leesha d kilecheeee tla deeyakh eeda nashe le khamleeee o anen riza gu darpe d' dolmakh ya aziztaaa kma bayatlee e tamshatlee gu mastaa poosh bakhtee ya mokhibteee masikh moydaleh tombanit khotakh ou tombanit khotee qat oop anee gu dryer odee ssee-kisss mikh deeyan...

when i was six... one day my mom and dad got in an argument i went and got my plastic numchuks and started wacking my dad in the leg yelling out "turtle power!!!!" damn michealangelo was gangster :razz:

bit*c*h slapped some 1? well i have a several times once being back in higschool when some guy in the cafeteria came and cut me off from line.. just stood there like nothing happend and i was all like to myself "mannnnnnnnnn wtf is up with this?? who does this guy think he is".. so i tapped...

i duno about u guys but i eat lucky charms coz im used to it its like riza and shorwa to me. i can have it any time anyday becaue i love it.. and i remember my dog bookie god rest his little soul.. i used to feed him lucky charms too so he was an addict like me.. and his poop would be green. hed...

after soo long of trying to find myself a sub manager to run my pub i just got a text messege today that some1 will be available for me at the end of aug.. and that means IM GOING TO CONVENTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JROK JIGGA GONNA...

WAT DID I SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?? WAT DID I SAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IN THE BEGINING HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?? ITALIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!! THE CUP IS OURS!!!

well as most of u know hockey to canada is what soccer is to brazil.. even us canadians didnt get far in the olympics and yet we have the greatest players in the world but we fail to repeat as champions. when u are the best in the world there is soo much pressure on u specialy soccer because the...

there was this poor assyrian guy from syria he wanted to leave the country but he had no passport to travel. he wanted to come to america. so one day he went to the airport and asked the front desk to do him a favour just one time let him travel without documents. he kept pressing and bugging...

how does it feel now? i know ur pain believe me we were in the same shoes couple years back. im over it. but im glad ur giong through it. im just evil like that  :wavetowel:

there was one rich irish guy and he was extremly rich. and there was an italian guy german guy and jewish guy. the irish guy said whoever tells me who the greatest man that ever lived was ill give him a million bucks and he can be rich forever. the italian guy goes i know the richest guy its...

assyrian verison of micheal jackson's "billie jean" enjoy. chours x 2 peeeleh albazi lela mokhibiteee bas ela kha brata d amra awenleh!!!!!! o yala lele bronee!!! e amra awenleh!!! bas yala lele bronee!!! qam amralee ateewit!! d rakdit il ara partoleh mira qalee "shimmie peeleeh albazileh!!"...

azurri azuurri!!!! go italiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!! 2006 world cup champs.  :clap:

ok well god bless all u girls with big hair nothing but respek to you .. *props* respek.. wesst sidee (talking like ALI G) my candidates are.. juju - she got some hair on her man.. that sexy longblack puffy hair. (shes proly gonna kill me for this) atourina - this girl got some electrocution...

imagine ashoor got high for the first time.. he came flooding the fourms tripping out like crazy talking about his weird encounters..and his last messege will be guys im soo scared i think im gonna pass out now. imagine salem.. kicking his computer when hes pissed off at some of us here on...

qam pareetooleh mokhit mokhee mannn jesica simpson is assyrian brad pitt is assyrian jennifer ho-pissss is assyrian all of hollywood is assyrian pikhlokhoon? de pookh. and juju y u soo gullable? its ... mating seasoon for chrisakes. uff. just walk to sunset blv and say shlama the...

got my head shaved yesterday coz i lost a damn BET. :ranting:

i got braces why oh why? its annoying irratating its pissing me off i wanna punch some1 :ranting:

I duno if I posted about this b4 I have nothing against homos 2 be honest they are nice ppl. well since technology is soo advanced today.. why can't they install a gaydar in ever change room? a gay guy walks in the buzer sounds security comes and says sorry ur a homo we have a special change...

so im at work all bored i make my employees do the craziest things.. i made my cook jump off my car with his skate board and i drew an assyrian flag on my bartenders arms. i forgot to take a pic of the other arm but it said "i love penis" and i drew a huge one. imagine a white washed blondie...

i think she waxed my left ...... off. i cant find it.

I tip my hat off to the mighty ducks of anahiem. justathought whatever ur name is.. no I won't beat you up.. .................... oilers wouldn't have a chance against flames. ............you very much. have a good day.