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Once upon a time, as the old schoolers would remember, the chat room was a big hit. You would hardly ever find it dead in there. Now a days it seems it is dead all the time! So what happened? If you were an old schooler that would go in there frequently, why did you stop? How can we bring it...

I would like to start an open discussion on "settling" I am interested in finding out different opinions and ideas (from both male and female) on this topic. Will you ever settle for someone that wouldn't have necessarily been your "first option"? I have witnessed people that have simply...

I turn on the tv this morning and it's all over almost every channel. There have been a series of shootings in and around Canada's national Parliament in Ottawa. Apparently the whole city is in lockdown! Can anyone from there comment about the situation?

Is anyone able to please write the name 'George' in old Assyrian (strangili)

Angry scenes broke out on a flight in the US after a drunk man allegedly urinated on a sleeping 11-year-old girl. Robert Vietze, 18, was arrested after stumbling from his seat and allegedly emptying his bladder on the child, who was travelling with her sister and father, the New York Post...

A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent.  Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal...

A breast cancer survivor says she was forced to take out her prosthetic breast and show it to US officials during a "horrific" airport pat down. Cathy Bossi said she reluctantly went through the full-body scanners at Charlotte Douglas International Airport in August ? but was concerned about...

More than 100 passengers, most of them French tourists back from a holiday in Morocco, decided to protest against staff's decision to land in Liege, Belgium, instead of Beauvais, near Paris in France on Tuesday night. They stayed on board for four hours in complete darkness after the plane...

A STOWAWAY crocodile on a flight escaped from its carrier bag and sparked an onboard stampede that caused the flight to crash, killing 19 passengers and crew. The croc had been hidden in a passenger's sports bag - allegedly with plans to sell it - but it tore loose and ran amok, sparking panic...

An Israeli man who threatened to kill everyone on board a Qantas flight reportedly did so because he was unhappy with his economy seat. Passenger David Peace told News Limited the man requested to be moved to business class because he didn't want to sit in economy during Thursday's flight, and...

SIX passengers on-board a flight from Turkey to Russia were allegedly forced to stand because there were not enough seats. The adult travellers are said to have stood for the entire five-hour flight, except for when the plane hit turbulence, forcing the passengers to sit in the aisle without...

When: 1st of October 2010 Where: La Mirage Reception Centre in Melbourne, Australia Ticket Price: $150 - $200 Thats all i know for now, will post back when i get more info.

Resimay To hoom it mae cunsern, I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.  I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..  I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,  Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and all the...

Not sure about you munchkins but in our household i always put up the Christmas tree on the 1st of Dec. Every year i change the colour scheme and this year it was red and silver :-) Feel free to post your own Christmas tree pictures... This is not a competition at the end of the day i am sure...

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Virgin America said that it is now the first and only airline to offer Gogo In-flight Internet service on every flight. Passengers on any of Virgin America's 100 daily flights have the option to surf the Web, check e-mail, or log on to their corporate VPN -- all from the comfort of their seats...

:artist: :bigarmhug: :huglove:   :artist: :bigarmhug: :winkkiss:    :artist: :bigarmhug: :huglove:   :artist: :bigarmhug: Living in NZ gives me the pleasure of celebrating your b'day first so remember this... Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the...

HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money. HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. HE :Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? SHE : Must've been once. I never...

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing...

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young Mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed. To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy. ' He turned to the second Mum...

IF ANY EXIST, REVEAL YOUR SELVES plz

Parents really do need to think carefully before naming their children. According to bbc.co.uk, these are real names some folk have been burdened with: Justin Case Barb Dwyer Stan Still Terry Bull Paige Turner Mary Christmas Anna Sasin Doug Hole Hazel Nutt Rose Bush Anna Prentice Annette...

Having finally arrived back home after a very long flight i would like to share with you guys the ~*~PART 2~*~ of my experience in Toronto that i promised. 360 CN Tower Restaurant: WOW, WOW & WOW. This place was Amazing. It took me a good 15 minutes to convince my self that the restaurant was...

Ok so since there will be a lot of pics to share with you guys, i decided to make two threads of my experience in Canada. This is part 1 and part 2 will be posted once i arrive in NZ. Alright so here it goes: Tim Hortons: Well iv already dedicated a whole thread for this, thats how much it...

These are questions that have been asked of library reference desk workers in the United States and Canada. "Do you have books here?" "Which outlets in the library are appropriate for my hairdryer?" "I was here about three weeks ago looking at a cookbook that cost $39.95. Do you know which...

Since you Canadians go on and on about the so popular Tim Hortons, i thought it should be one of my first experiences upon arrival to Toronto. Verdict: WHAT THE HELL???? MACHINE COFFEE??? Here i was expecting what i have imagined it to be all along which was: Something along the lines of...

Many people hate the idea of having to sleep on a plane. But Swedish entrepreneur Oscar Dios thinks they can be persuaded otherwise and he has created a new kind of hostel to prove it. Dios says it is the world's first jumbo jet hostel, an actual jet plane at Sweden's main airport outside...

Boys and girls i am coming to town  :clap: I happen to be in Toronto in Feb with work and would like as many of you as possible to attend this gathering myself, ASHOOR and michi have put together. Because my stay there will not be long i am left with a limited number of dates to do the...

From today, New Zealanders wanting to travel to the United States will have to go through an electronic visa-waiver system. Anyone planning to travel to the US for fewer than 90 days for business or tourism without a visa will be required to obtain an on-line travel authorisation before they...

BAGHDAD: Iraq officially began to govern its skies last week - but it has enough trained air traffic controllers to manage only the highest heights above the country. That leaves the US still in control of everything below 24,000 feet (7315m), meaning that American air traffic controllers...

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade. The teacher said,  "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said "Give me Liberty , or give me Death"? She saw a sea of blank faces, except for...

PARIS - A winter storm brought blankets of snow across Europe yesterday, forcing the closure of an icy Eiffel Tower in Paris and causing flight cancellations. Up to 10 centimetres of snow was recorded in parts of France, the national weather service said. Most areas, including Paris, got...

Its O hours and 0 minutes before us New Zealanders celebrate the birth of Christ. I along with many more Assyrians will be going to shaharta (midnight mass) tonight so since the AVN New Zealanders will be the first to celebrate Christmas I would like to share this with everyone. I will not...

Recent TV commercial in New Zealand of " Miter 10 " a Hardware store, so smart and so cute. 0caTPHS3IAE

Excavations have unearthed a hoard of more than 1,300-year-old gold coins under a carpark by the ancient walls of Jerusalem, the Israeli Antiquities Authority said. Archaeologists said the discovery of the 264 coins, in the ruins of a building dating to about the 7th century, the end of the...

The intensity of the dog's face shows more sincerity than most people!

And the #1 reason not to drink with "friends" 

MODs i know this belongs in the jokes thread, but please leave it here for a lil while then transfer it over plzzzzzzzzzz A blonde calls her boyfriend  and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw  puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.' Her  boyfriend...

Staff Update - 8.28am An Airbus A320 operated by XL Airways of Germany has been lost in the Mediterranean. That aircraft is one that is owned by Air New Zealand and on lease to XL Airways for the past two years. The aircraft was being flown by XL Airways to Frankfurt where it was due to be...

I wish you a very happy birthday and many more to come. I hope you have a great time with whatever your plans might be for this very special day. Yoomet khazekhlookh khetna enshala o raqdeekh qamokh  :bigarmhug: I hope this makes you smile 5pnXGJvNAls

I'M GLAD I'M A MAN I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe. I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese. I don't bi%ch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts. I can get where I want to - north, south, east or west. I don't get wasted after only 2 beers, and when I do drink I...

Anitaaaaaaaaaaaaaa look out, as of Friday this week you will have me right there next you. After 3 years in AKL on my own it is time now for me to move back home and save up some money for a change. I wasnt able to live home and work internationally due to Wellington city not having a base...

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............ 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING 'WOO-HOO!' IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT...

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four...

Either your landline or mobile phone... I am thinking of one to put on my cell but still haven't come up with anything. I don't want the typical "cant take your call so leave a message" type, i want something different and funny.

The very first Australian (Sydney - Blue Mountains) Assyrian Convention that was meant to happen in Oct 3-6 2008 has now been cancelled  :crybaby: http://www.assyrianaustralianconvention.com.au/

So i just caught up with her not long ago for coffee and met her for the first time. After a few attempts of trying to make a time to go out it finally happened. With both me and her having a busy schedule it was a tiny bit of a mission. But as we were both free 2day we headed over to Savanas...

It is now time to vote for who U think should be awarded with the title of "The Cutest AVN Baby" For those who have not yet viewed all the pics here is the link http://www.assyrianvoice.net/forum/index.php?topic=28236.0 Because we all are so darn cute and it will make it very hard to pick...

POST EM UP!!! Lets see what everyone looked like when they were younger. Mine still need to be scanned so i will be adding them soon. DONT BE SHY PPL, REMEMBER NO BABY IS UGLY

Alaha natera ntReE2n15bo

Its now officially past Midnight, 12:01am to be exact (my time) and this makes the date Wednesday the 11th of June. I am proud to say i am the first person to celebrate ur B'day. So here it goes: The day has come to celebrate This special date of yours 2day. May your wishes all come true...

Just last week on flight NZ719 Departing--> Auckland Destination--> Sydney Boarding commenced and like usual a cue was built up at the aircraft door, waiting for the passengers on the plane to put their bags away and sit down to let the ones behind them past. While waiting for passengers to...

The federal government is sending each and every one of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at K-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs, if we purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan, If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to...

DO YOU EAT CADBURY'S CHOCOLATE? We were raised on CADBURY'S chocolate as kids and even into adulthood. I will never eat it again . I hope from now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given any. It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore. This is what happens when you eat...

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls I would like to welcome you all on this special journey AVN040 of welcoming a very special someone. A member since April 23rd (my b?day ahm ahm  :sneaktongue:) and certainly the most calmest, anger-less guy I have ever met. Someone with a big heart and the...

Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls I would like to welcome you all on this special journey AVN040 of welcoming a very special someone. A member since April 23rd (my b?day ahm ahm  :sneaktongue:) and certainly the most calmest, anger-less guy I have ever met. Someone with a big heart and the...

^Recycling? ^The only way he could think of creating a lisp for himself, some people do find the lisp to be attractive/turn on u know ^Most likely the young man's role model ^The only way he could think of getting horns ^"The believe they can flyyyyyy, they believe they can...

She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: 'How is my little boy ? Is he going to be all right ? When can I see him ?' The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it.' Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer ...

Some very smart and creative people out there...

Here is something that will get you thinking... :hmmm: Keep in mind there is no right or wrong answer. Its a cold winter's day with strong winds and its pouring down with rain. You are driving in your 2 seat car (so you could only fit one more person in there with you) drivers seat and...

Ahhhh Love while it may not be what makes the world go round, it is what makes the ride worthwhile. Maybe that is why billions of people throughout the centuries have seen fit to dedicate an entire day to grant gestures of romance. With Valentine's day, the only holiday best celebrated in pairs...