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Offline jonadona

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Arabic Dirty Joke!
« on: February 08, 2009, 05:16:35 PM »
شخص اسمه عايد... وظيفته جندي

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طلب اجازة عشان يروح لزوجته خارج الرياض

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وافق له الضابط

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ولمن راح كانت زوجته عندها الدورة

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قام الجندي و رسل رسالة للضابط يبي يمدد الإجازة قال

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"من عايد للقايد، الإشارة حمرا و العلم مرفوع"

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الضابط فهم السالفة و أرسل له

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"من القايد لعايد، اضرب المواقع الخلفية و اتجه للعمل فوراً"


 :lol:


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Re: Arabic Dirty Joke!
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2009, 06:04:50 PM »
LMAO


 :lol:


good stuff!
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Re: Arabic Dirty Joke!
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2009, 09:05:59 PM »
:mellow:
When the world seems to shine, like you've had too much wine...that's Amore... <3

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Re: Arabic Dirty Joke!
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2009, 09:05:59 PM »

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Re: Arabic Dirty Joke!
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2009, 09:15:51 PM »

شخص اسمه عايد... وظيفته جندي
 Person, his name: 3ayed, His occupation: Soldier
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طلب اجازة عشان يروح لزوجته خارج الرياض
 Requested leave to visit his wife outside Ryadh (Saudi Capital)
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وافق له الضابط
 His supreior agreed
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ولمن راح كانت زوجته عندها الدورة
 When he left, his wife was in the "cycle"
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قام الجندي و رسل رسالة للضابط يبي يمدد الإجازة قال
 The soldier sent a letter to his superior requesting extended leave.
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"من عايد للقايد، الإشارة حمرا و العلم مرفوع"
From 3ayed to Leader: The indicator is red, and the flag is up.
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الضابط فهم السالفة و أرسل له
 The Superior understood the message and replied:
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"من القايد لعايد، اضرب المواقع الخلفية و اتجه للعمل فوراً"
From Leader to 3ayed: Hit the rear locations and return immediately.
:lol: LOL
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Re: Arabic Dirty Joke!
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2009, 09:18:03 PM »
OMG!  :lmao:

Thank you Knight...  :)
When the world seems to shine, like you've had too much wine...that's Amore... <3