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Hilarious Autopsy Discussion!!
« on: January 10, 2006, 08:28:52 AM »
Hilarious Autopsy Discussion!


Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: OK. Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.



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« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2006, 09:09:03 AM »
:lmao:

omg.. i love ur jokes.. they're sooo funny  :mrgreen:


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« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2006, 09:14:38 AM »
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omg.. i love ur jokes.. they're sooo funny  :mrgreen:



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« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2006, 10:55:44 AM »
hahahahahahaah

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« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2006, 11:40:29 PM »
i didnt get but its okay ill laugh :lmao:
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« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2006, 02:12:20 AM »
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i didnt get but its okay ill laugh :lmao:




  :mrgreen:  thats more funny than the jok itself hehehehehe   :lmao:  :lmao:

 

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